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How do you beat Dampe?

#1DeadDuelPosted 7/7/2008 7:05:59 PM
I always get locked out of the last room by about 3 seconds. Are there any ways to speed up my progress? What's the fastest way to do this thing? Does rolling the entire way help?
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#2Inoka1Posted 7/7/2008 7:08:37 PM
yes.
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#3bachewychompPosted 7/7/2008 10:07:50 PM
How many times do people on this board have to be told, YOU CAN'T BEAT DAMPE. He always beats you by three seconds, but if you beat the running man you can win a hookshot. This is useful in getting you across the gap at the end of Dampe's race quickly, though it will only get you a better time.

Clearly you must not have noticed the sticky. It's okay, everybody always ignores it:

Dampe (SFAQD2)

Can you beat him?

No. You CANNOT Beat him no matter what time you get.
EVEN GETTING A TIME OF 0:00 DOES NOT BEAT DAMPE
Nintendo themselves have stated Dampe as impossible to beat. What further proof do you need?
#4carr_migPosted 7/7/2008 10:47:58 PM
I just did a double take right there, hehe.


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#5DeadDuel(Topic Creator)Posted 7/7/2008 10:52:03 PM
Anybody going to give me a serious answer? Rolling seems to slow me down instead of speed me up btw
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#6MatelitePosted 7/7/2008 10:55:26 PM
Memorize the path, cut corners as tightly as you can, and just run. I've never NOT beaten him. O_o

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#7jukesterPosted 7/7/2008 10:55:36 PM
AIM, buddy.

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#8bachewychompPosted 7/7/2008 10:59:31 PM
What? I did give you a serious answer. There's no way to beat him, so nothing you do will help. But if you want to boost your time, I suggest getting the hookshot from the running man.
#9durango X3Posted 7/7/2008 11:00:38 PM
Duel, you realize that you need to beat the Running Man while wearing Iron Boots first, right?
#10DeadDuel(Topic Creator)Posted 7/7/2008 11:03:13 PM
I don't have the Iron Boots or Hookshot yet. I know you get the Hookshot from Dampe. I went to the Sacred Forest Meadow and I need to hookshot up to that platform.

So what Matelite said seems to be the most helpful. I almost beat him just now.
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