ask a stupid question get a stupid answer shenmue style

#21soul_fear(Topic Creator)Posted 9/8/2006 3:44:52 PM
so she can watch her crappy soap operas girls like

why does the Tomato mart store clerk always say the same thing?
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#22Ballistic86Posted 9/9/2006 12:08:33 PM
Because she has memory loss, so she forgets everything she says.


And now for a classic question......What's in the crates at the harbor?
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#23soul_fear(Topic Creator)Posted 9/10/2006 12:49:30 PM
Tom and Cool Z's duet album "Hip the hop"

Why does one of the fisherman in the harbor look like Marty from back to the future.....
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when they say the past will come and haunt you, they mean getting the Hang-On main music stuck in your head(you will never get it off...)
#24Truck_1_0_1_Posted 9/11/2006 12:40:25 PM
Because Marty grew up and decided that being a fisherman in the Yokosuka docks was his calling in life.


Why does Fu ku-san sound liek the guy from Iron chef (the guy who always explains to the commentators what the chefs are doing)?
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#25Ballistic86Posted 9/12/2006 5:11:57 PM
Because the Iron Chef is a clone of Fu-ku-san in every aspect except physical appearance.

Why does every character in both Shenmue games, wear the same clothes day in, day out?
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#26soul_fear(Topic Creator)Posted 9/12/2006 9:04:38 PM
The clothes shop are to expensive, they need money for soda and capsul toys

why did Fung Mei fall in love to Ryo
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when they say the past will come and haunt you, they mean getting the Hang-On main music stuck in your head(you will never get it off...)
#27SeiferDK7Posted 9/13/2006 10:03:23 PM
Because she likes guys that dont shower, wear the same clothes everyday.


Why are most of the bars in the Red Light district boarded up?
#28Ballistic86Posted 9/14/2006 11:20:07 AM
Ryo started too many fights in each bar, so the customers got scared away, thus the bars had no more customers.


Why does the kid in front of the Abe store [the one with the weird voice in front of the capsule machine] always asks Ryo for money?

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#29soul_fear(Topic Creator)Posted 9/14/2006 5:52:01 PM
that kid wanted to make sure Ryo doesnt have enough money to go to hong-kong: he is secretly one of the chi-yu-men

why doesnt Ine-San get deep rest?
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when they say the past will come and haunt you, they mean getting the Hang-On main music stuck in your head(you will never get it off...)
#30MaggotkillPosted 9/17/2006 7:15:52 AM
Because she's secretly an agent of the Chi You Men, under the orders of keeping constant watch on Ryo Hazuki of the Hazuki Dojo in Yamanose, the son of the legendary martial artist Iwao Hazuki.


Why is Izumi so pretty?
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