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| Killa Class1:
Respectable, but ego isn't a measurement of maturity.
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The wind will take me home...
Queue Stomper of GameFAQs! http://members.optusnet.com.au/scottie_thenerd |
| "If you read my review of [game x], you'll know..."
If you want to compare the game you're reviewing to another, that's fair enough. Comparison with something familiar is an effective way of explaining concepts, advice on which version of a game to buy is always useful, changes for better or worse in a sequel are good to read about. But fit those comparisons into the review in question - mentioning that you've written about it elsewhere is just annoying.
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"I must vanquish evil that isn't personally convenient!" |
| When the reviewer gets to the gameplay I seem to always have the luck of finding
"This is where the game really shines/fails miserably"
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**dew dew dew-dew dew-dew-dew-dew**
HAVE YOU PLAYED ATARI TODAY!? |
| Number one overused phrase: "spigger mcjigger" |
| Whoa, I think i've been using a lot of these. I actually thought about them, but I guess I have to be more original.
"Well by the way, the reason of this is because of the fact that i think that this is true. "
LOL
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But we're America, and therefore we're right. Disagree and we'll nuke you. --bluberry |
| "Aaah, [game name]..."
KILL IT KILL IT.
I dunno, just something about starting the review with "aah" makes the reviewer look like some grandparent reviewing a game to the grandkid on his knees. It just infuriates me.
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Borderline Troll
http://home.exetel.com.au/jerec/royale.htm |
| Maybe I'll start my next review with;
"Gather 'round children for I shall tell you the story of [game name]"
Followed shortly by "This game doesn't really have much of a story".
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Hasta La Victoria Siempre! |
| "Ahh, the games, Jim. The games were better back in my day."
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Borderline Troll
http://home.exetel.com.au/jerec/royale.htm |
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