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Last night I lasted over 45 minutes with this chick

#11IcEpIcKRSFPosted 1/12/2013 1:39:50 PM
45 minutes before she walked away and left you with no number and alone at the bar.
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It is what it is.
#12DjangoREXPosted 1/12/2013 2:16:19 PM
>Mention sex on NFLB
>Get made fun of

Never change, virgins.
#13Altyr7Posted 1/12/2013 2:18:25 PM
Lmfao, you're a virgin yourself.
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The Commissioner of Merit has spoken.
#14NikoIaiPosted 1/12/2013 2:19:02 PM
I lasted forever my first time. I thought I was gonna be sexual superman

then my second time happened. oops
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I did it for The Motherland
Giants. Knicks. Hokies.
#15ThePrinceFishPosted 1/12/2013 2:19:12 PM
VirginREX
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Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say, 'Golly gee, I can't do that."
http://tinyurl.com/8938qx8
#16WindboundPosted 1/12/2013 2:19:44 PM
DjangoREX posted...
>Mention sex on NFLB
>Get made fun of

Never change, virgins.


Literal greentext in the year of our Lord Twenty Goddamn Twelve.
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[Browncoat]--I aim to misbehave.
#17some09guy IIPosted 1/12/2013 2:29:28 PM
Who, this one?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2376/2111209403_84c6c29a79.jpg

Brings a whole new meaning to coyote ugly, boyo.