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Offseason Recruiting Call for 'The Church of Wilson-ism'

#1KingRajeshPosted 3/7/2013 1:38:54 PM
The Ten Commandments of Wilson-ism

1. Wilson is the Lord and God, the QB who brought us from the land of mediocrity.
2. Thou shall place no other QBs before Him.
3. Thou shall not worship any craven image or idol of another QB.
4. Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
5. Remember the 3rd day, for He is Holy
6. Honor thy fellow 12th men and thy team.
7. Thou shall hate the 49ers with all vengeance.
8. Thou shall hate the Rams with all vengeance.
9. Thou shall hate the Cardinals with all vengeance.
10. Thou shalt not covet other QBs.

-----The Story of Wilson-ism-----

Yea, in the cold winter RUSSELL WILSON traveled to the city of Indianapolis in the state of Indiana so he could be counted among the other men of his profession at the combine but he was told there was no room for him in the 1st round...April turned and the rebirth of spring took hold. RUSSELL WILSON was found wrapped in swaddling clothes in the third round... It is said that when John Schneider reached out to select RUSSELL WILSON, a flock of doves landed on the fifty yard line of Centurylink Filed and a double rainbow stretched of the VMAC all the way to downtown Seattle.

In the summer of 2012 RUSSELL WILSON blessed the The Seattle Seahawks, The NFL, The 12th Man and The World with his ascension to the right hand of Pete Carroll.

RUSSELL WILSON is not only the entity that was placed upon this earth to lead the 12th Man to the Promised Land. He is the Present and the Future of all things football and the new face of the NFL.

Become a Wilson-ist today because Wilson-ism is the destiny of the NFL.
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NFLB's 2012-2013 Best Fan - Seattle Seahawks
#2Xeon_Is_BackPosted 3/7/2013 1:41:50 PM
MATT FLYNN
LOL
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#3VonMillerPosted 3/7/2013 1:43:21 PM(edited)
I cant pray to a god thats shorter than me
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#4shinywailordPosted 3/7/2013 1:47:14 PM
there is no god but our lord and savior J. HARBAUGH
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San Francisco 49ers 13-5-1
#5KingRajesh(Topic Creator)Posted 3/7/2013 1:47:30 PM
VonMiller posted...
I cant pray to a god thats shorter than me


Russell Wilson is much bigger than a man... for he is a God, and his movement is bigger than all of the NFLB.
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#6KingRajesh(Topic Creator)Posted 3/7/2013 1:49:19 PM
shinywailord posted...
there is no god but our lord and savior J. HARBAUGH


Jim Harbaugh is the Anti-Christ and his spawn Kaepernick mean to destroy our world.

Repent, heathen, for the 2nd Season of our lord and savior Russell Wilson is coming, and he shall not falter against you heathens and idol-lovers.
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Prophet of the Church of Wilson-ism #GoHawks #NoTimeToSleep
NFLB's 2012-2013 Best Fan - Seattle Seahawks
#7shinywailordPosted 3/7/2013 1:57:34 PM
KingRajesh posted...
shinywailord posted...
there is no god but our lord and savior J. HARBAUGH


Jim Harbaugh is the Anti-Christ and his spawn Kaepernick mean to destroy our world.

Repent, heathen, for the 2nd Season of our lord and savior Russell Wilson is coming, and he shall not falter against you heathens and idol-lovers.


You're right that LORD J. HARBAUGH and the KAEPTAIN intend to destroy your world, for it is a world where the rain is as unrelenting as the crowd noise blasted into the stadium. Your evil false god uses his powers for evil, like tricking poor foolish refs into confusing interceptions with touchdowns, whereas LORD J. HARBAUGH uses his powers for good, empowering young QBs like the KAEPTAIN and the lucky duck to perform to their potential. Turn over to the light, do not let yourself succumb to the darkness.
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#8KingRajesh(Topic Creator)Posted 3/7/2013 9:04:18 PM
bump
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#9SteelFighterPosted 3/7/2013 9:16:21 PM
Aaron Godgers shall spread the truth about he who is a midget masquerading as a good QB with an elite defense and running game
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#10KingRajesh(Topic Creator)Posted 3/7/2013 9:35:20 PM
SteelFighter posted...
Aaron Godgers shall spread the truth about he who is a midget masquerading as a good QB with an elite defense and running game


More like Aaron FRAUDgers got exposed by Russell Wilson's holy touch.
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Prophet of the Church of Wilson-ism #GoHawks #NoTimeToSleep
NFLB's 2012-2013 Best Fan - Seattle Seahawks