I missed a great comeback win because of Zimmerman. Comeback wins for the Marlins are rarer than Giancarlo Stanton not playing all mopey. His mopeyness is something of a meme in South Florida sports talk. Mopey McGee.
FUN FACT: The Nationals have a Zimmerman and a Zimmermann on their roster. They are Zimmermenn.
Marlins went 37 straight innings without scoring, a streak they broke last night, thankfully. Since the All-Star break, Marlins have reverted from "really awful" to "entirely unwatchable" mode. I will continue watching because I am a dumb fan.