Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the trool, the trool who has everything?
Look at this trove, treasures untold How many wonders can a login script hold? Looking around here you'd think: "Sure, he's got everything"
I've got wreks and logins a-plenty I've got passwords and smackdowns galore You want alt accounts? I've got twenty But who cares? No big deal. I want more!
I wanna be where the ziploc are I wanna see, wanna see 'em wrekkin Walkin' around on those... What do you call 'em? Oh, cleats
Abusin asterisks, you don't get too far Skills are required for wrekkin, troolin Takin over a... What's that word again? Board
Up where they wrek Up where they trool Up where they call everyone "son" Wanderin' free wish I could be Part of your crew
What would I give if I could wrek all of these posters? What would I pay to spend a day smacking them down? Bet'cha on /PDPSB/ they understand Bet they don't reprimand their posters Bright young users, sick of admins, ready to stand
And I'm ready to know what the ziploc know Ask 'em my questions and get some answers What's a flame and why does it... What's the word? Burn!
When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love, Love to wrek that admin above? Out of pdpsb wish I could be Part of your crew --- I am the one and only Nobody I'd rather be