Discuss: Batmath

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3 years ago#1
3 years ago#2
I give it 5 posts before someone throws a hissy fit because Superman is supposed to know super Kyrptonian kung fu
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3 years ago#3
"You know they say all men are created equal. But you look at me and you look at Superman and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another superhero, you gotta 50-50 chance of winning. But I've got time to plan and I'm not normal. So you got a 25 per cent - at best - to beat me. And then you add Iron Man to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down. You see, the three way at Crisis On Even More Earths you got a 33 and 1/3 chance of winning. But I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning cause Iron Man knows he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try. So Superman, you take your 33 and 1/3 chance, minus my 25 per cent chance and you got an 8 and 1/3 chance of winning at Crisis On Too Damned Many Earths. [Alfred schüttel ungläubig den Kopf] But then you take my 75 per cent chance of winning if it goes one on one and then add the 66 and 2/3 per cent chance, I got a 141 and 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Tony, the numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you at Crisis On Earths Mostly Uninteresting. See, but I'm gonna break it down for you, ladies. Would you rather be with me or would you rather be with Supes?"
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3 years ago#4
+1 internet for the Scott Steiner Math promo.
3 years ago#5
Kryptonite affects Superman at a gradual pace though, still enough time to punch Bruce's head off.

EMP's also aren't going to work on Iron Man.

Somebody didn't put much though into it.
3 years ago#6
This is just dumb, Superman knows super Kryptonian kung-fu.
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3 years ago#7
So, if we have Superman - Sunlight = Normal guy, can we have one that is Batman - Food and Drink = a Corpse? And then have Superman dancing on it?

Also, maybe Batman + Kryptonite + Superman sitting there and letting him use kryptonite -> Superman.

And maybe Batman - money = Guy that never got trained in martial arts.
3 years ago#8
Why do Bathaters get so butthurt at every little meme?
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3 years ago#9
The New Blueguy posted...
Why do Bathaters get so butthurt at every little meme?

Why do Batfans confuse disagreement with butthurt?
3 years ago#10
From: The New Blueguy | Posted: 5/10/2013 9:06:51 PM | #008
Why do Bathaters get so butthurt at every little meme?

Bathaters? Only Batfanboys press it on.

Also as I recall, Supes trained with Mongul, and Bats can't learn martial arts without moolah. Also Supes eventually gained Kryptonite resistance.

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