GriffingtonPosted 4/17/2012 9:33:21 PM | Cutting
Is it okay
to eat a package of donuts, say,
then fast for a day?
Let us pray.
It's either that or embrace bulimia,
or succumb to full-on hyperglycemia.
Forget self-control; moderation's for chumps.
I'd rather wear a pair of Prince's pink pumps.
Pink rain, pink rain, from a Pixy Stix chain:
from wrapper to gullet to bloodstream to brain.
I'm five-foot eleven and one fifty-two,
but I'll guarantee that I'm fatter than you.
. . .
(Do I end this with "SPEW"?
Indeed, I do.)
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And if they try to slow you down
tell them all to go to hell. |
