American Psycho = alternate timeline in the Batman universe

#1RAY_LEWlSPosted 3/20/2013 12:21:37 PM
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Patrick Bateman is what Bruce Wayne would become if his parents were still alive
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#2oohahahahPosted 3/20/2013 12:30:23 PM
Horrible taste in women, yup
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#3SSj2_MagnetoPosted 3/20/2013 1:00:51 PM
From: RAY_LEWlS | Posted: 3/20/2013 3:21:37 PM | #001
Patrick Bateman is what Bruce Wayne would become if his parents were still alive

That's probably one of the stupidest thing i've ever read. You'd need to know literally nothing about Batman, other than the fact that he was played by Bale, to actually come to this conclusion.
#4legendoftomPosted 3/20/2013 1:20:28 PM
I really can't watch Bruce Wayne without thinking about Bateman....
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#5RAY_LEWlS(Topic Creator)Posted 3/20/2013 1:28:27 PM
SSj2_Magneto posted...
From: RAY_LEWlS | Posted: 3/20/2013 3:21:37 PM | #001
Patrick Bateman is what Bruce Wayne would become if his parents were still alive

That's probably one of the stupidest thing i've ever read. You'd need to know literally nothing about Batman, other than the fact that he was played by Bale, to actually come to this conclusion.


if Bruce's parents didn't get killed in front of him, he would've never became Batman & he would've grown up to be a rich spoiled brat (i.e. Bateman) lol
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#6RAY_LEWlS(Topic Creator)Posted 3/20/2013 1:32:37 PM
also his parents apparently get divorced eventually, according to Bateman's quote ("Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break")

he just continues to work in his dad's company (Wayne Enterprises), according to Evelyn's quote ("Your father practically owns the company")
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#7SSj2_MagnetoPosted 3/20/2013 1:37:28 PM
From: RAY_LEWlS | Posted: 3/20/2013 4:28:27 PM | #005
he would've grown up to be a rich spoiled brat

no
#8Agent_12345Posted 3/20/2013 1:40:55 PM
It's Carbon Fiber.
#9chaosflame108Posted 3/20/2013 1:45:17 PM
SSj2_Magneto posted...
From: RAY_LEWlS | Posted: 3/20/2013 3:21:37 PM | #001
Patrick Bateman is what Bruce Wayne would become if his parents were still alive

That's probably one of the stupidest thing i've ever read. You'd need to know literally nothing about Batman, other than the fact that he was played by Bale, to actually come to this conclusion.


lol doesn't get the joke. Son, stop being so serious, relax and have fun with this awesome premise.
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#10scary ghost manPosted 3/20/2013 2:28:06 PM
From: SSj2_Magneto | #003
From: RAY_LEWlS | Posted: 3/20/2013 3:21:37 PM | #001
Patrick Bateman is what Bruce Wayne would become if his parents were still alive

That's probably one of the stupidest thing i've ever read. You'd need to know literally nothing about Batman, other than the fact that he was played by Bale, to actually come to this conclusion.


How would you know? Bruce Wayne's parents are dead
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