"I saw two fat naked bikers having sex....

#1MrToXiCPosted 5/24/2013 12:27:58 PM
In the woods on 17. How am I supposed to chip with that going on?!"
#2milkmanv1Posted 5/24/2013 12:29:09 PM
"Well, moron, good for Happy GilOHMYGOD!!!!"
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I guarantee it.
#3MrToXiC(Topic Creator)Posted 5/24/2013 12:38:53 PM
Haha, Christopher McDonald is so funny in that movie.
#4Jagr_68Posted 5/24/2013 1:09:24 PM
*does Bob Barker impression*

"Hey Happy Gilmore, come on dowwnn!"
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#5Alex1976Posted 5/25/2013 5:33:13 AM
"That's two thus far, Shooter."
"Oh, you can count. Good for you."
"And you can count...on me waiting for you in the parking lot!"
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.
#6182blink182Posted 5/25/2013 5:51:13 AM
Yer gonna die, clown!!!
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#7Damien747Posted 5/25/2013 7:02:58 AM
"Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard."

"Grizzly Adams DID have a beard."

">_>"
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"Wow, Chicago, you've won four Stanley Cups? Me too! - Kris Draper
#8IndoriPosted 5/25/2013 7:50:48 AM
"You're in big trouble pal, I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast!"

"You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?"

>.> <.< "No!"
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Me? I'm the king of the twentieth century.
I'm the bogeyman. The villain.
#9ChaseXtremePosted 5/25/2013 9:59:26 AM
"Son of a b**** ball, why don't you just go home! That's your home! Are you too good for your home!? Answer me! Suck my white ass ball!"
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#10MrToXiC(Topic Creator)Posted 5/25/2013 11:39:25 AM
When he takes that guys shirt off and punches him down the hill. Then gives the shirt to his friend. Hahah! Man, some Adam Sandler movies don't hold up well over the years. This one is timeless. I don't care what anyone says lol