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#1Slim_CTASPosted 7/6/2011 4:27:14 AM(edited)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/pennsylvania/bacon-enforcer-984306?fb_comment_id=fbc_10150228466247543_17283949_10150229008447543

Reminds me of my mother except a large wooden ladle wasn't used in this case and this woman is ugly.

Kolynych was busted after she chased the boy from her home and pinned him down on the front lawn, where she blasted him in the face with a garden hose. Police reported that the woman was angry with the child because he had consumed more bacon than anyone else during breakfast.


Children know only the reason of the open palm. And/or the garden hose. This is how you prevent obesity.

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#2Heineken14Posted 7/6/2011 4:29:51 AM

From: Slim_CTAS | #001
Children know only the reason of the open palm. And/or the garden hose. This is how you prevent obesity.


Indeed, it's pretty much win/win. Either you eat less, or you stay slim from being faster than your mom.
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#3Check_matePosted 7/6/2011 4:30:47 AM
lol, with a piggish face like hers, she was probably afraid that her grandson's light indulgence in bacon would spiral out into full blown cannibalism.
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#4atmasabrPosted 7/6/2011 4:32:38 AM
Mmm-hmm. By the way, this is a legit case of child maltreatment.
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#5Slim_CTAS(Topic Creator)Posted 7/6/2011 7:01:37 AM(edited)

From: Heineken14 | #002
Indeed, it's pretty much win/win. Either you eat less, or you stay slim from being faster than your mom.


Amen.

From: prezman | #004
Mmm-hmm. By the way, this is a legit case of child maltreatment.


Nonsense. Certainly less harmful than locking them in a room with you and whipping them with your belt across the rear or spanking them.

The psychological "damage" is about equal but in the this case there is no physical damage (the article states this explicitly).

Thus your next post should say "I don't believe children should ever receive physical punishment".

It should not say "HE COULD HAVE BEEN DROWNED", because by that logic, he should be told my his family for his own safety to never drink fluid of any kind, since you can accidentally drown on a teaspoon or so of water at any given moment.

All fluids should clearly be taken intravenously. But then that puts veins at risk for collapse and......

Oh dear.

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#6Magus1947Posted 7/6/2011 7:13:46 AM
This is what life is like under Obamacare, people. Wake up America. Ugly women stealing your bacony freedom and beating you with hoses. Take our country back. No bacon, no peace.
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#7Slim_CTAS(Topic Creator)Posted 7/6/2011 7:21:36 AM(edited)

From: Magus1947 | #006
This is what life is like under Obamacare, people. Wake up America. Ugly women stealing your bacony freedom and beating you with hoses. Take our country back. No bacon, no peace.


These are the facts. We must rise up against the pig dog oppressors that hate freedom.

This is incident is a clear example of socialism at work.

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#8Billy Bob JoePosted 7/6/2011 7:47:05 PM

From: Slim_CTAS | #007
These are the facts. We must rise up against the pig dog oppressors that hate freedom.


dohoho i see what you did there
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#9Evil Genius 9Posted 7/6/2011 7:58:07 PM(edited)
http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/marileekolynych.jpg

She has GOT to be related to Rod Blagojevich.

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