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Chris Christie is the Avatar of New Jersey

#1AtralisPosted 6/21/2013 9:36:12 PM
Like he is some kind of creature that was summoned up to embody everything good and bad that New Jersey is and massed into one giant New Jerseyite that just stomps the earth exuding New Jerseyness.
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#2HuskerFan2002Posted 6/21/2013 9:37:19 PM
So he's the white version of a King Kong?
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#3Smelly_GaragePosted 6/21/2013 9:39:59 PM
But can he defeat the Fire Nation?
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#4Atralis(Topic Creator)Posted 6/21/2013 9:43:52 PM
Smelly_Garage posted...
But can he defeat the Fire Nation?


*Fire nation does awesome fire moves to show off ahead of the duel*

*Chris Christie does a few moves then collapses from exhaustion on top of the fire nation*
*The fire nation struggles mightily to try to lift the massive girth of chris christie*
* Chris Christie wakes up twenty minutes later atop the corpse of the fire nation*
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#5StartrekkyPosted 6/21/2013 10:07:25 PM
Smelly_Garage posted...
But can he defeat the Fire Nation?

I think that he might have some difficulty mastering Air Bending. :P
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#6Villain_S_FiendPosted 6/21/2013 10:12:40 PM
From: Startrekky | #005
I think that he might have some difficulty mastering Air Bending. :P

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