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Jon Stewart fires salvo #3: GOP "Self-Righteous Orwellian Zebra Queefs"

#1SpawnShadowPosted 10/3/2013 11:10:43 AM
http://gawker.com/jon-stewart-calls-gop-self-righteous-orwellian-zebra-q-1440502934
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#2Magus1947Posted 10/3/2013 11:19:35 AM
This is a juvenile insult that will not stand.

The zebra is a noble animal and has no business being associated with the GOP. The GOP are more like ducks: cannibalistic, necrophiliac, rapists.
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#3Heineken14Posted 10/3/2013 11:23:30 AM
Only good thing about this whole s*** storm is Stewart's awesomeness.
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#4NegiSpringf1eldPosted 10/3/2013 11:28:36 AM
Do I want to know what a queef is?
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#5TheRunner PDPosted 10/3/2013 11:29:20 AM
NegiSpringf1eld posted...
Do I want to know what a queef is?


A lady fart.
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#6Slade867Posted 10/3/2013 11:33:05 AM
TheRunner PD posted...
NegiSpringf1eld posted...
Do I want to know what a queef is?


A lady fart.


It doesn't come out the butt though.
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#7EndgamePosted 10/3/2013 12:00:58 PM
This is a juvenile insult that will not stand.

The zebra is a noble animal and has no business being associated with the GOP. The GOP are more like ducks: cannibalistic, necrophiliac, rapists.

don't insult ducks like that
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#8CapoMafiaPosted 10/3/2013 12:50:48 PM
Too verbose to be funny.
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