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2 years ago#1
and more cooperative and more peaceloving, how would you think the right-wingers in the world would say or act in response
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2 years ago#2
They'd probably crucify him.
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2 years ago#3
Is this before or after most everyone on earth dies?
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2 years ago#4
He would probably start my squishing all the dung beetles.
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2 years ago#5
Their heads would explode when they see Jesus is a dark-skinned kinky-haired Middle Easterner and not a pale-skinned longhair Italian.
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2 years ago#6
Yeah the second coming apparently will come with massive death

yay! Who doenst want that? What a wonderful God we supposedly have eh?
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2 years ago#7
Well its pretty simple: They wouldn't believe it was him, so he'd basically just be a terrorist.
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2 years ago#8
The majority would dismiss the whole thing as a hoax and they would continue to do so, even as they saw any miracles or healings he performs. Even as the good people of Earth are ascending to Heaven in front of their own eyes, the hardcore evangelical conservatives would deny that it's the real Jesus. If it came to the point where they had to acknowledge that it was a supernatural being, they would say it's the Devil, tricking lesser people with all his liberal talk and actions. They would refuse to call him their Jesus.
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2 years ago#9
Ivynn posted...
Their heads would explode when they see Jesus is a dark-skinned kinky-haired Middle Easterner and not a pale-skinned longhair Italian.


I mean, not to get technical here but if we're going end times Jesus then the Book of Revelation describes him with white hair and red shining skin of a metallic nature with fire eyes. It's not even a human description anymore.

Actually, since that would make heads explode anyway you're still right.
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2 years ago#10
Sure. I mean, this is obviously after he throws every non christian on earth into oblivion, so why not? Everyone left at this point is christian anyway.
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