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Any atheist that spends 5 minutes with my girlfriend....

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4 years ago#1
...would be convinced of the existance of angels. :-D
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4 years ago#2
Yeah. Fallen angels.
4 years ago#3
As in, she's a succubus?
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4 years ago#4
I'll pass, I don't want to catch Christianity.
4 years ago#5
Well I can tell you with 100% certainty shes no succubus.
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4 years ago#6
wut
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4 years ago#7
I must say, I don't see this thread ending well at all, TC.
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4 years ago#8
No. In fact, your girlfriend would probably get angry at me because I would continually tell her that stuff is logically false to believe in.

Only way anyone is going to convince me otherwise is through evidence.

How about we start with some angel dna?
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4 years ago#9
So your girlfriend has no will of her own? Is she a giant wheel with eyes? She stands around singing praises to God all day? This does not sound like a particularly good girl friend.


Well I can tell you with 100% certainty shes no succubus.

So she sucks at sex? I mean the bad kind of sucking at sex, not the good kind.
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4 years ago#10
So she sucks at sex?

No, she just hasnt stolen my soul yet haha.

I must say, this is going on longer than I thought without being modded for off-topic posting.
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