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What do you think God was doing infinity ago ?

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4 years ago#1
Really makes you wonder.
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And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?
4 years ago#2
The same thing he will be doing an infinity from now I should think, he is unchanging after all.
4 years ago#3
Not sure if you're serious, or really this simple.
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4 years ago#4
There are a lot of assertions and contradictions implicit in that question. I do wonder if you meant to imply all of them.
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The problem, then, is that if subjective worlds are experienced too differently, there occurs a breakdown in communication. -- Philip K. Dick
4 years ago#5
He was probably just sittin' back, chillin', thinking far into the future and laughing his ass off at how CIA will fall for the May 21 thing.
4 years ago#6
Probably what Osama was doing: chilling with his pornography and four wives, with cannabis and drugs that enhance male potency lying around, watching himself on T.V. while eating a bag of doritos.
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I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast ... for it repenteth me that I have made them. - Genesis 7
4 years ago#7
Infinity is not a number. There exists no point in time which can accurately be descirbed as having happened an infinity ago.
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4 years ago#8
Infinity is not a number. There exists no point in time which can accurately be descirbed as having happened an infinity ago.

Would 600 gogoplex of our years ago been better ?
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And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?
4 years ago#9
Even better, the factorial of Graham's number raised to the Graham's number a Graham's number of times...years ago. <_<
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4 years ago#10
Would 600 gogoplex of our years ago been better ?

Yes, and at that point, God was busy with an earlier universe where everyone had giraffe heads, even the single-celled organisms. Of course, some of the single-celled organisms where fiftythousands meters tall, but most of them were the seize of our bacteria, but with giraffe heads. The giraffe in our world is an homage to this earlier universe.

Even better, the factorial of Graham's number raised to the Graham's number a Graham's number of times...years ago. <_<

At this exact point in space time (using the exact moment of me posting this post as a reference point) God was making a sandwhich. It contained Steacon fries and Awesomberg salad.

These products were later left out of other universes, as they led to the fall of civilizations.
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