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Priest asks church to measure his anus to prove he's not gay.

#1CapoMafiaPosted 7/19/2011 3:34:53 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/15/andres-garcia-torres-spanish-priest-anus_n_900209.html

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#2fudrickPosted 7/19/2011 4:55:33 PM
Is this the first time a man has tried to get people to put things in his butt to prove he isn't gay?
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#3Icymane_ShadoPosted 7/19/2011 5:06:49 PM
Sorry, but this is just... LOL. What exactly is the standard for butthole tightness anyway?
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#4OrnitierIXPosted 7/19/2011 5:16:58 PM
At least it's a priest looking to prove something with verifiable evidence.
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#5ElderMisanthropyPosted 7/19/2011 5:30:42 PM
To the best of my knowledge, a large portion of homosexuals don't even participate in anal sex anyway. Also, there's usually only going to be one bottom in a relationship, if at all.

So clearly he's a homosexual.
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#6dark_magishianPosted 7/19/2011 8:17:11 PM
L O FREAKING L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#7CIA911Posted 7/19/2011 11:29:21 PM
Is this the first time a man has tried to get people to put things in his butt to prove he isn't gay?

LMAO
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#8king_gimpyPosted 7/20/2011 2:48:04 PM
ElderMisanthropy posted...
To the best of my knowledge, a large portion of homosexuals don't even participate in anal sex anyway. Also, there's usually only going to be one bottom in a relationship, if at all.

So clearly he's a homosexual.


Shh, the Church doesn't know anything about the filthy vileness of homosexual relations, so they wouldn't know any of that!
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#9Hustle KongPosted 7/20/2011 3:04:52 PM
Not always one bottom. Sometimes people switch.
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#10ElderMisanthropyPosted 7/20/2011 4:10:38 PM
I'm just speaking from personal experie-

I mean, you're right. Absolutely right...
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