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4 years ago#1
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/15/andres-garcia-torres-spanish-priest-anus_n_900209.html

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4 years ago#2
Is this the first time a man has tried to get people to put things in his butt to prove he isn't gay?
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4 years ago#3
Sorry, but this is just... LOL. What exactly is the standard for butthole tightness anyway?
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4 years ago#4
At least it's a priest looking to prove something with verifiable evidence.
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4 years ago#5
To the best of my knowledge, a large portion of homosexuals don't even participate in anal sex anyway. Also, there's usually only going to be one bottom in a relationship, if at all.

So clearly he's a homosexual.
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4 years ago#6
L O FREAKING L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4 years ago#7
Is this the first time a man has tried to get people to put things in his butt to prove he isn't gay?

LMAO
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4 years ago#8
ElderMisanthropy posted...
To the best of my knowledge, a large portion of homosexuals don't even participate in anal sex anyway. Also, there's usually only going to be one bottom in a relationship, if at all.

So clearly he's a homosexual.


Shh, the Church doesn't know anything about the filthy vileness of homosexual relations, so they wouldn't know any of that!
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4 years ago#9
Not always one bottom. Sometimes people switch.
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4 years ago#10
I'm just speaking from personal experie-

I mean, you're right. Absolutely right...
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