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Jesus on Walmart receipt

#1almasbabyPosted 7/22/2011 5:05:37 AM
A couple claims that God has spoken to them through a Walmart receipt. It's amazing how the human mind works, in'it?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/07/19/couple-discovers-jesus-on-walmart-receipt/
#2Hustle KongPosted 7/22/2011 5:10:44 AM(edited)
I want to make a cutting remark about how OF COURSE it's a walmart shopper, but I'm still too sleepy
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#3ElderMisanthropyPosted 7/22/2011 5:15:41 AM
I like the idea that a supposed face appearing in an object automatically defaults to either Jesus or Mary.

I'd like to see someone with a burnt piece of toast going "Yes, we came home that day and saw the face of Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees pop out of our toaster."
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#4SirThinkALotPosted 7/22/2011 5:16:30 AM
Clearly this is proof that God wants everybody to shop at Wall Mart!
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#5almasbaby(Topic Creator)Posted 7/22/2011 5:18:37 AM
And he was singing "Staying aliiiiiiiive-a-a-liiiiiiive-a-a-liiiiiiiive-a-aliiiiiiiiiiiiiive!"
#6OrnitierIXPosted 7/22/2011 5:21:56 AM
That's clearly Thor.
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#7SirThinkALotPosted 7/22/2011 5:22:02 AM
I'd like to see someone with a burnt piece of toast going "Yes, we came home that day and saw the face of Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees pop out of our toaster."

There was an eggplant that allegedly looked a lot like Richard Nixon....
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#8SirThinkALotPosted 7/22/2011 5:23:49 AM
That's clearly Thor.

I thought it looked more like Charles Manson myself....
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#9Faust_8Posted 7/22/2011 5:25:04 AM
I think at least some of these "sightings" are just done so the "founders" can get attention/money.
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#10Hustle KongPosted 7/22/2011 5:30:52 AM(edited)
"There was an eggplant that allegedly looked a lot like Richard Nixon...."

Damn weirdo mailman.

Edit: oops. Cheers had the potato that looked like Nixon.
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