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4 years ago#1
A couple claims that God has spoken to them through a Walmart receipt. It's amazing how the human mind works, in'it?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/07/19/couple-discovers-jesus-on-walmart-receipt/
4 years ago#2
I want to make a cutting remark about how OF COURSE it's a walmart shopper, but I'm still too sleepy
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4 years ago#3
I like the idea that a supposed face appearing in an object automatically defaults to either Jesus or Mary.

I'd like to see someone with a burnt piece of toast going "Yes, we came home that day and saw the face of Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees pop out of our toaster."
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4 years ago#4
Clearly this is proof that God wants everybody to shop at Wall Mart!
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4 years ago#5
And he was singing "Staying aliiiiiiiive-a-a-liiiiiiive-a-a-liiiiiiiive-a-aliiiiiiiiiiiiiive!"
4 years ago#6
That's clearly Thor.
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4 years ago#7
I'd like to see someone with a burnt piece of toast going "Yes, we came home that day and saw the face of Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees pop out of our toaster."

There was an eggplant that allegedly looked a lot like Richard Nixon....
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4 years ago#8
That's clearly Thor.

I thought it looked more like Charles Manson myself....
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4 years ago#9
I think at least some of these "sightings" are just done so the "founders" can get attention/money.
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4 years ago#10
"There was an eggplant that allegedly looked a lot like Richard Nixon...."

Damn weirdo mailman.

Edit: oops. Cheers had the potato that looked like Nixon.
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