This is a split board - You can return to the Split List for other boards.

Uh, does the Bible even say people go to Heaven? (nt)

#1dj1200Posted 8/29/2011 3:20:30 PM
nt
---
"It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it."
-Virtual Energies
#2TheWitheredRosePosted 8/29/2011 3:29:41 PM
Have you ever read the Bible my dear?
---
Currently playing: Sims 3 (PS3), Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (PS3), Mortal Kombat (PS3), and Sonic Adventure: DX (PS3 download).
#3dj1200(Topic Creator)Posted 8/29/2011 3:31:16 PM
Obviously I haven't read all of it, my dear. I am asking a question. Like, where does it say people go to Heaven when they die?
---
"It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it."
-Virtual Energies
#4TheWitheredRosePosted 8/29/2011 3:39:22 PM(edited)
I'm Wiccan but I suppose I could help you out darling.

Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Matthew 6:20


Edit: I could just give you the entire list, because it is expansive: http://www.bibleinsong.com/Promises/What_says_God/Heaven/Heaven.htm

---
Currently playing: Sims 3 (PS3), Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (PS3), Mortal Kombat (PS3), and Sonic Adventure: DX (PS3 download).
#5lorddrago88Posted 8/29/2011 3:41:39 PM
Give the entire list.
---
Master of the Logical Fallacies-
-August 22, 2011-
#6TheWitheredRosePosted 8/29/2011 3:48:33 PM
lorddrago88 posted...
Give the entire list.

Hmm.
---
Currently playing: Hoard (PS3 download), Sid Meier's Civilization Revolution (PS3), Mortal Kombat (PS3), and Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (PS3).
#7CIA911Posted 8/29/2011 3:50:08 PM
Check out the last 2 chapters of Revelation. Or maybe the last 3...either way.
---
Job 38:4 - Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding.
#8ElderMisanthropyPosted 8/29/2011 4:10:55 PM
TheWitheredRose posted...
I'm Wiccan


Aha!
---
Everyone knows that women are not equipped for golf or space travel. Space is a vacuum, not a place that needs to be vacuumed.
#9TheWitheredRosePosted 8/29/2011 4:12:20 PM
ElderMisanthropy posted...
Aha!

Do explain good sir.
---
Currently playing: Hoard (PS3 download), Sid Meier's Civilization Revolution (PS3), Mortal Kombat (PS3), and Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (PS3).
#10ElderMisanthropyPosted 8/29/2011 4:22:35 PM
Now it makes sense.

Anyway, here's more stuff to read about heaven:

http://www.bibleinfo.com/en/content/where-it-and-how-do-we-get-there
---
Listen, you're a creature of the night. You don't need to worry about phonics.