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Alternative endings to the Holy Bible, never before seen.

#1DrAlbertBanduraPosted 1/29/2013 3:51:53 PM
Ending #1: "And then God placed the Tree of Knowledge in a place that could never possibly be reached by Adam or Eve. The End."

Ending #2: "And then God made Adam and Eve infertile to prevent them from passing on their curse. He made two more individuals, and made sure to keep an eye on them this time to keep them from being deceived. Adam and Eve lived full natural lives with their companions and passed away. The End."

Ending #3: "Eh, I'm perfect. Why should I create an imperfect universe? The End."
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#2DrAlbertBandura(Topic Creator)Posted 1/29/2013 3:52:42 PM
Sorry about the TT. I was listening to some 90s Alternative, and I thought, "Mneh, why not?"
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#3TheRealJiraiyaPosted 1/29/2013 3:54:39 PM
I agree with you wholeheartedly TC.

A loving, infinite God would not do things the way he did unless he had a good reason.

He must have.
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#4JonWood007Posted 1/29/2013 3:59:15 PM
Pretty much.
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#5Lord_IchmaelPosted 1/29/2013 8:44:38 PM
I love alternate endings.
#6OrangeWizardPosted 1/29/2013 9:09:55 PM
These are endings? Adam and Eve were brought back? Why? Did the universe reset itself?

I think you mean beginnings.
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#7Faust_8Posted 1/30/2013 9:31:29 AM
Ending #4: Adam and Eve find out they're in the Matrix.
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#8AynRandySavagePosted 1/30/2013 10:50:51 AM
Shinji rejects Instrumentality
#9LastManStandingPosted 1/30/2013 10:54:55 AM
Why would you embark on such abominations. God is perfect.
Please do yourself a favor and close down this abomination of a topic.
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#10CapoMafiaPosted 1/30/2013 10:56:06 AM
Please do yourself a favor and keep this topic open.
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