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3 years ago#11
Ending #5: Adam is actually potatoes.
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3 years ago#12
Ending #6: So what? So let's dance! <God turns up golf bag radio>
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3 years ago#13
ElderMisanthropy posted...
Ending #5: Adam is actually potatoes.


Ending #5A: Adam is GLaDOS!
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3 years ago#14
Ending #7: God doesn't blame Adam and Eve for doing something that enables them to distinguish right from wrong, since they didn't understand it UNTIL eating the apple.

Ending #8: Adam and Eve actually ARE perfect and thus do not "fall to temptation".

Ending #9: Adam and Eve call God out on the ridiculousness of the situation, get into a fight, and kill Him. And they all lived happily ever after.
3 years ago#15
Ending #10: It actually WAS Adam and Steve. They have lots of gay sex and humanity ends with them.
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3 years ago#16
Ending #11: Eve actually gave birth to Adam and the two are caught in a recursive creation loop
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3 years ago#17
Ending #12: God is a child alien and the universe is just its video game.
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3 years ago#18
Ending #13: God tries to speak to Adam directly, but Adam explodes as a result. God goes through four more Adams before deciding to send the Metatron to relay messages back and forth.
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3 years ago#19
This thread is going places
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3 years ago#20
Ending #14: God creates man. Man destroys God. Man becomes God. God creates man.

Also:

AynRandySavage posted...
Shinji rejects Instrumentality


**** Shinji and **** Evangelion.
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