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Alternative endings to the Holy Bible, never before seen.

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User Info: ElderMisanthropy

ElderMisanthropy
3 years ago#11
Ending #5: Adam is actually potatoes.
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User Info: kozlo100

kozlo100
3 years ago#12
Ending #6: So what? So let's dance! <God turns up golf bag radio>
The problem, then, is that if subjective worlds are experienced too differently, there occurs a breakdown in communication. -- Philip K. Dick

User Info: SpawnShadow

SpawnShadow
3 years ago#13
ElderMisanthropy posted...
Ending #5: Adam is actually potatoes.


Ending #5A: Adam is GLaDOS!
"Mjolnir: apply directly to the forehead."
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User Info: Lord_Ichmael

Lord_Ichmael
3 years ago#14
Ending #7: God doesn't blame Adam and Eve for doing something that enables them to distinguish right from wrong, since they didn't understand it UNTIL eating the apple.

Ending #8: Adam and Eve actually ARE perfect and thus do not "fall to temptation".

Ending #9: Adam and Eve call God out on the ridiculousness of the situation, get into a fight, and kill Him. And they all lived happily ever after.

User Info: hamsandwich3141

hamsandwich3141
3 years ago#15
Ending #10: It actually WAS Adam and Steve. They have lots of gay sex and humanity ends with them.
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User Info: Exiled_Overseer

Exiled_Overseer
3 years ago#16
Ending #11: Eve actually gave birth to Adam and the two are caught in a recursive creation loop
/sarcasm

User Info: dkcprje

dkcprje
3 years ago#17
Ending #12: God is a child alien and the universe is just its video game.
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User Info: SpawnShadow

SpawnShadow
3 years ago#18
Ending #13: God tries to speak to Adam directly, but Adam explodes as a result. God goes through four more Adams before deciding to send the Metatron to relay messages back and forth.
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TheRealJiraiya
3 years ago#19
This thread is going places
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User Info: GBALoser

GBALoser
3 years ago#20
Ending #14: God creates man. Man destroys God. Man becomes God. God creates man.

Also:

AynRandySavage posted...
Shinji rejects Instrumentality


**** Shinji and **** Evangelion.
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