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10% vs 18%

#1lastheroPosted 1/30/2013 11:52:46 PM
Not making any sort of religious statement, just found this amusing as hell.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/pastor-tip-receipt-155914258.html

To make a short story even shorter, a pastor tried to skip out of automatic gratuity for a party of 20 by saying writing 'I give God 10%, why should I give you 18%?'
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#2TheRealJiraiyaPosted 1/30/2013 11:54:43 PM
Wow, what a butthole.
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#3OwnmerjiPosted 1/30/2013 11:58:43 PM
ChristianityŽ
#4ElderMisanthropyPosted 1/30/2013 11:59:08 PM
Matthew 3:31

"And Jesus and his office coworkers partook of much spicy hotwings and Coca-Cola. And ye, it was good. And Jesus gazed upon the waiter, touched his hand, and said "Get rich or die tryin', fool." And then Jesus returned home with Stacy, that really skanky girl in accounting, to partake in much merrymaking."
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#5TheRealJiraiyaPosted 1/31/2013 12:00:30 AM
Ownmerji posted...
ChristianityŽ


Oh, youre the guy who made dumb comments on that thread in 261 and then bailed. Want to head over and continue the conversation?
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#6FlashOfLightPosted 1/31/2013 12:02:43 AM
That dude is highly mis-informed, is that the same philosophy he uses on taxes?

Mamma Mia, restaurant personnel beware of even giving him an extra napkin, expecting to be compensated, if he asks for it.
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#7OrangeWizardPosted 1/31/2013 12:13:18 AM
From: lasthero | #001
automatic gratuity


Oxymoron.
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#8lasthero(Topic Creator)Posted 1/31/2013 12:21:37 AM
OrangeWizard posted...
From: lasthero | #001
automatic gratuity


Oxymoron.


Read the article.
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#9OrangeWizardPosted 1/31/2013 12:34:17 AM(edited)
From: lasthero | #008
Read the article.


Even if it's generated by a computer, it's still an oxymoron.

Just because the government lets restaurants get away with paying their people 3 dollars and hour, and expecting the general populace to pick up their slack, it doesn't mean it's right, nor should the act of charity be ever considered obligatory.

Where's Mr. Pink? He can explain this all to you.
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#10lasthero(Topic Creator)Posted 1/31/2013 12:41:44 AM
Even if it's generated by a computer, it's still an oxymoron.

Just because the government lets restaurants get away with paying their people 3 dollars and hour, and expecting the general populace to pick up their slack, it doesn't mean it's right, nor should the act of charity be ever considered obligatory.


Christ on a cracker, did I say anything that would lead you to think that I thought such a concept was right or wrong? The only reason I even phrased it that way because I honestly could not think of a better way to put it at 3:00 in the morning. Where'd that little rant come from?
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