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I will convert to any religion with one condition:

#1IwantedzeroPosted 2/3/2013 2:21:42 AM
They have to give me five million dollars.

Why? Getting five million dollars would be a true miracle for me, and the fact that a group would GIVE five million dollars to some random person would be a fantastic sign of their unyielding faith.

I will be a fully practicing member of the religion too, I'll pray as often as needed, go to services, observe all the holidays and dietary rules, whatever is asked of me.

Naturally of course they can't ask me to give the money up or take a vow of poverty or...you know, share it or anything, that'd just be ruining the miracle.
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#2the final bahamutPosted 2/3/2013 4:16:56 AM
This is the dumbest topic ever.
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#3Iwantedzero(Topic Creator)Posted 2/3/2013 5:04:46 AM
Oh I've done dumber, you need to pay attention.
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#4AdmiralBisonPosted 2/7/2013 1:17:18 AM
Iwantedzero posted...
They have to give me five million dollars.

Why? Getting five million dollars would be a true miracle for me, and the fact that a group would GIVE five million dollars to some random person would be a fantastic sign of their unyielding faith.

I will be a fully practicing member of the religion too, I'll pray as often as needed, go to services, observe all the holidays and dietary rules, whatever is asked of me.

Naturally of course they can't ask me to give the money up or take a vow of poverty or...you know, share it or anything, that'd just be ruining the miracle.


I think its fair enough.

Churches should start paying people to convert them and become members.

Pay me enough and I'll believe what ever they want me to believe.
with above conditions like the poster said and I won't do silly things like murder and funky sexual activities.
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#5Hustle KongPosted 2/7/2013 6:05:28 AM
I always love when people even in jest think they are worth that kind of money. Or effort.

No offense, but it would be a very poor investment on their part.
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#6CuddleWithClawsPosted 2/7/2013 8:03:17 AM
the final bahamut posted...
This is the dumbest topic ever.


Really?
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#7the_hedonistPosted 2/7/2013 9:38:57 AM
Is this supposed to make me laugh?
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#8Iwantedzero(Topic Creator)Posted 2/7/2013 10:41:53 AM
From: Hustle Kong | #005
I always love when people even in jest think they are worth that kind of money. Or effort.


What is the price of a human soul?

From: the_hedonist | #007
Is this supposed to make me laugh?


No, it's supposed to make me laugh.
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#9Hustle KongPosted 2/7/2013 10:43:26 AM
What is the price of a human soul?


Way, way less than $5M.
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Shooting Game never die.
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#10kozlo100Posted 2/7/2013 10:51:05 AM
I don't know about your soul, but your body is worth about $160. Maybe a little more if you eat a lot of bananas.
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