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So atheists do you believe you come from monkeys?

#1LastManStandingPosted 2/23/2013 10:40:02 PM(edited)
So atheists do you believe you come from monkeys? - Results (66 votes)
yes
28.79% (19 votes)
19
no
71.21% (47 votes)
47
not sure
0% (0 votes)
0
This poll is now closed.
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#2lastheroPosted 2/23/2013 10:44:43 PM
You mean apes. And you are an ape. Your mother was an ape. So yes, we came from apes.
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#3TheRealJiraiyaPosted 2/23/2013 11:07:35 PM
lasthero posted...
You mean apes. And you are an ape. Your mother was an ape. So yes, we came from apes.

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#4mystic belmontPosted 2/23/2013 11:26:46 PM
From: TheRealJiraiya | #003
lasthero posted...
You mean apes. And you are an ape. Your mother was an ape. So yes, we came from apes.


This is why I voted no.
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#5bratt100Posted 2/23/2013 11:45:21 PM
Common ancestor...so no, not monkeys.
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#6SpawnShadowPosted 2/24/2013 12:54:32 AM(edited)
bratt100 posted...
Common ancestor...so no, not monkeys.


mystic belmont posted...
From: TheRealJiraiya | #003
lasthero posted...
You mean apes. And you are an ape. Your mother was an ape. So yes, we came from apes.


This is why I voted no.


Claiming that humans evolved from monkeys essentially means that you think evolution works like it does in Pokémon. Spoiler Alert: It doesn't.

And, just for LMS's sake, humans are classified as apes (or "Hominoidea", as the biological superfamily is known), as are all the other hominids (chimps, bonobos, gorillas, orangutans, and everything under the Homo genus). Hominids in particular are also known as the "great apes".

Monkeys, however, are not apes. They are their own, separate group.
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#7EastsideslingerPosted 2/24/2013 3:53:57 AM
Oh my! Is this LMS' attempt at taking a swing at non-believers? I'm vaguely reminded of that scene in fight club where the priest gets irritated to the point that he finally lashes out.
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#8ravenomoarPosted 2/24/2013 5:47:34 AM
Another clueless remark. Go read about how evolution works first before you bash it. We did not come from monkeys we simply share a common ancestor.
#9Wandering__HeroPosted 2/24/2013 6:09:20 AM
In your case we believe you pressed B somewhere along the line
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#10DarkContractorPosted 2/24/2013 6:18:59 AM
Wandering__Hero posted...
In your case we believe you pressed B somewhere along the line


rofl

any doubts I had that lms was a poe are gone
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