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God: creates universe out of nothing, needs a rib to make a woman

#1Faust_8Posted 3/5/2013 9:38:17 PM
I guess the universe was less complicated.

(Seriously though...this is one of those things you don't think about but when it's pointed out to you...)
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#2Master CilanderPosted 3/5/2013 9:45:01 PM
Different kinds of God I figure.
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#3bratt100Posted 3/5/2013 9:49:26 PM
I assume it's to make females lesser people. Or to insinuate that they owe us something. It's rather sexist if you ask me.
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#4squareandrarePosted 3/5/2013 10:02:14 PM
I kind of have the same reaction when I hear Christians say that God had to send his only son to die for our sins. Why would he need to do that? Can't God just make original sin go away?
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#5dkcprjePosted 3/5/2013 10:05:56 PM
Just what do you think God is? An all-powerful being or something?
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#6bratt100Posted 3/5/2013 10:10:20 PM
squareandrare posted...
I kind of have the same reaction when I hear Christians say that God had to send his only son to die for our sins. Why would he need to do that? Can't God just make original sin go away?


No, because woman.
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#7JonWood007Posted 3/5/2013 10:42:15 PM
The Bible is full of plot holes.

bratt100 posted...
I assume it's to make females lesser people. Or to insinuate that they owe us something. It's rather sexist if you ask me.


Not necessarily. I've actually heard a weird interpretation that if God wanted to make women inferior he would've used the foot because it's the bottom of the man or some weird crap like that.

But yeah, it makes no sense.
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#8TheRealJiraiyaPosted 3/5/2013 10:42:46 PM
needs


I found the source of your problem
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#9Faust_8(Topic Creator)Posted 3/5/2013 10:57:15 PM
TheRealJiraiya posted...
needs


I found the source of your problem


Oh yes, that fixes everything.

God: creates universe out of nothing, uses a rib to make a woman for ****s and giggles.

I guess he likes it when you're confused.
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#10JonWood007Posted 3/5/2013 11:03:48 PM
Faust_8 posted...
TheRealJiraiya posted...
needs


I found the source of your problem


Oh yes, that fixes everything.

God: creates universe out of nothing, uses a rib to make a woman for ****s and giggles.

I guess he likes it when you're confused.


"God works in mysterious ways, blah blah blah"
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