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2 years ago#1
I guess the universe was less complicated.

(Seriously though...this is one of those things you don't think about but when it's pointed out to you...)
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2 years ago#2
Different kinds of God I figure.
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2 years ago#3
I assume it's to make females lesser people. Or to insinuate that they owe us something. It's rather sexist if you ask me.
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2 years ago#4
I kind of have the same reaction when I hear Christians say that God had to send his only son to die for our sins. Why would he need to do that? Can't God just make original sin go away?
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2 years ago#5
Just what do you think God is? An all-powerful being or something?
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2 years ago#6
squareandrare posted...
I kind of have the same reaction when I hear Christians say that God had to send his only son to die for our sins. Why would he need to do that? Can't God just make original sin go away?


No, because woman.
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2 years ago#7
The Bible is full of plot holes.

bratt100 posted...
I assume it's to make females lesser people. Or to insinuate that they owe us something. It's rather sexist if you ask me.


Not necessarily. I've actually heard a weird interpretation that if God wanted to make women inferior he would've used the foot because it's the bottom of the man or some weird crap like that.

But yeah, it makes no sense.
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2 years ago#8
needs


I found the source of your problem
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2 years ago#9
TheRealJiraiya posted...
needs


I found the source of your problem


Oh yes, that fixes everything.

God: creates universe out of nothing, uses a rib to make a woman for ****s and giggles.

I guess he likes it when you're confused.
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2 years ago#10
Faust_8 posted...
TheRealJiraiya posted...
needs


I found the source of your problem


Oh yes, that fixes everything.

God: creates universe out of nothing, uses a rib to make a woman for ****s and giggles.

I guess he likes it when you're confused.


"God works in mysterious ways, blah blah blah"
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