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Tell me again how the Bible doesn't contradict itself? (Easter Edition)

#1JonWood007Posted 3/31/2013 12:41:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CBTiKeh.png

Just thought I'd leave this here.

PS, took 3 days to respawn? Freaking lag.
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#2WelshGamer82Posted 3/31/2013 12:55:39 PM
Dunno. Wait for TRJ.
#3IamvegitoPosted 3/31/2013 2:56:27 PM
Tell me again why atheists are more likely to be Bible literalists than Christians. I honestly don't understand this.
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#4Moorish_IdolPosted 3/31/2013 3:00:08 PM
Iamvegito posted...
Tell me again why atheists are more likely to be Bible literalists than Christians. I honestly don't understand this.
#5Wandering__HeroPosted 3/31/2013 3:00:28 PM
Iamvegito posted...
Tell me again why atheists are more likely to be Bible literalists than Christians. I honestly don't understand this.


Best way of "winning" against them on the internet. And at the end of the day, isn't that what counts?
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#6IamvegitoPosted 3/31/2013 3:02:13 PM
From: Wandering__Hero | #005
Iamvegito posted...
Tell me again why atheists are more likely to be Bible literalists than Christians. I honestly don't understand this.


Best way of "winning" against them on the internet. And at the end of the day, isn't that what counts?

If winning Internet arguments is all that matters, I guess so.
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#7JonWood007(Topic Creator)Posted 3/31/2013 3:43:34 PM
Iamvegito posted...
Tell me again why atheists are more likely to be Bible literalists than Christians. I honestly don't understand this.


Okay, so the gospel's accounts didn't "literally" happen. How do you verify what parts did and didn't? How do you know any of it is true?
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#8GBALoserPosted 3/31/2013 3:58:00 PM
JonWood007 posted...
Iamvegito posted...
Tell me again why atheists are more likely to be Bible literalists than Christians. I honestly don't understand this.


Okay, so the gospel's accounts didn't "literally" happen. How do you verify what parts did and didn't? How do you know any of it is true?


We can dissect the literalness of Jesus' existence all we want. Hell, did that on the history board recently through primary accounts not related to the gospels. However, the only thing we can ever confirm is the existence of the man.

As for the divine parts, well, that is a matter of faith. You either accept it as truth or not.
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#9risingangelPosted 3/31/2013 4:06:25 PM
From: JonWood007 | #001
http://i.imgur.com/CBTiKeh.png

Just thought I'd leave this here.

PS, took 3 days to respawn? Freaking lag.


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#10OrangeWizardPosted 3/31/2013 4:11:08 PM
From: JonWood007 | #001
PS, took 3 days to respawn? Freaking lag.


Welcome to the internet. I see you've stumbled upon the oldest joke we have.

And I'm not about to spend time looking up all these verses, verifying that they do say different things, and then explaining why, if necessary. Especially since all you had to do was copy and paste.

So I'll put as much effort into my answer as you did to your post:

http://contenderministries.org/discrepancies/contradictions.php#3
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