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Christ is coming soon. Help save the world. A copypasta from Facebook.

#11LosingStreak06Posted 4/16/2013 1:02:44 PM
Oh dear.
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#12KNessJMPosted 4/16/2013 10:18:31 PM
He must be a pain in the bedroom.

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#13hunter_gohanPosted 4/17/2013 1:57:57 AM
B4TT3RY posted...
The Old man said; last night in Heaven God became very angry with man and asked the Angels to blow the trumpet. The angels picked up the trumpets and as they were about to blow it WHEN, Jesus fell down and began to plead in tears. The blood that came out of His hands and body were very fresh. He told God that His death shouldn't be in vain.

God couldn't stand the pains of the saint and the wickedness of the evil ones. So He said; "I AM GIVING THEM THEIR LAST CHANCE."


Well this makes perfect sense for how someone would interact with themselves who isn't at all a completely different being or, at the very least, someone with dissociative identity disorder.

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#14Hustle KongPosted 4/17/2013 3:50:15 AM
There are a lot of ennobling and beautiful Christian stories. Facebook is not the kind of place they ever show up. Ye gods.
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#15Resident WeevilPosted 4/17/2013 12:28:59 PM
Hustle Kong posted...
There are a lot of ennobling and beautiful Christian stories. Facebook is not the kind of place they ever show up. Ye gods.


R'amen to that! This story is no 'Footprints in the sand', that's for sure.
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#16Polish_CrusaderPosted 4/17/2013 5:57:13 PM
Amen.
#17CuddleWithClawsPosted 4/17/2013 6:29:34 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if one day Blizzard and all the Christian churches in the world got into a fight over who owns the trademark to the word "soon".
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#18tvmasterdoodlesPosted 4/17/2013 6:52:33 PM
Well using MY PERSONAL SHEPPERD CALLED GOOGLE I found that this is about 3 years old, so you're a little late to the party buddy. I been fooled by so many of you false prophets and your chain letters and your end times gobbledygook that at this point it don't matter, 'cause regardless you're still going to hell for blasphemy NO ONE KNOWS WHEN THE SON WILL RETURN! NOT MAN, NOR THE ANGELS NOR THE SON HIMSELF! ONLY THE FATHER KNOWS FOR SURE! Like the posters before me have been saying people have been trying to predict the end times EVEN BEFORE CHRIST. when will you fake goody goody Christians, Jews, Catholics or whatever's learnyou can't predict the future and to do so would mean your better than god, which goes against your own faith!

I dont even know why I come to this board or the paranormal board, it's all the same crap screamers each and every time, I understand we're all entitled to our own opinions but come on dude, a chain prophecy? Thats essentially trolling which is very much frowned upon in 90% of the world. Oh and this is from a guy who's never read the bible in his LIFE and knows he's right! I think and and this is no disrespect to you, but you need to take another look at your good book(s) ok, because it seems like you've lost your way. I agree we are in some crazy times but the end times are AGES AWAY! Not even in our lifetimes. Anyways R'amen or whatever's to your flying whooziwatzits and your zombie Jesus.
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#19B4TT3RY(Topic Creator)Posted 4/17/2013 11:54:59 PM
tvmasterdoodles...

Lol, this guy

Polish_Crusader posted...
Amen.

Good man.
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#20bratt100Posted 4/18/2013 12:45:55 AM
LMS?
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