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Something Jesus never said.

#1SFAkumaPosted 4/28/2013 6:40:35 PM
"Go and continue living your wicked and adulterous life and I will grant you salvation anyway."
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#2OrangeWizardPosted 4/28/2013 6:42:52 PM
Before anyone says it:

No, Jesus never said anything about homosexuality.

Jesus never said anything about doing heroin either, so that's not a valid argument.
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#3IndoriPosted 4/28/2013 7:15:16 PM
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#4mikmalotPosted 4/28/2013 7:40:29 PM
OrangeWizard posted...
Before anyone says it:

No, Jesus never said anything about homosexuality.

Jesus never said anything about doing heroin either, so that's not a valid argument.


Maybe because heroin didn't exist? I get your point, but in order to make it effectively you need a better example
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#5OrangeWizardPosted 4/28/2013 7:42:17 PM
From: mikmalot | #004
I get your point, but in order to make it effectively you need a better example


He never said anything about rape. How's that?
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#6mikmalotPosted 4/28/2013 7:55:38 PM
OrangeWizard posted...
From: mikmalot | #004
I get your point, but in order to make it effectively you need a better example


He never said anything about rape. How's that?


That's a better example.
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#7Faust_8Posted 4/28/2013 8:31:47 PM
Something Jesus never said:

"I am the son of God."
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#8OrangeWizardPosted 4/28/2013 8:40:36 PM
From: Faust_8 | #007
Something Jesus never said:

"I am the son of God."


Well, the expression "You yourself said it", is an affirmative idiom, which was his reply when he was asked "Are you the son of God?", so yes, he did.
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#9Faust_8Posted 4/28/2013 8:58:49 PM
In a topic as ridiculous as this you really shouldn't take me that seriously.
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#10bratt100Posted 4/28/2013 9:09:54 PM
OrangeWizard posted...
From: mikmalot | #004
I get your point, but in order to make it effectively you need a better example


He never said anything about rape. How's that?


You sure did though.
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