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Something Jesus never said.

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User Info: SFAkuma

SFAkuma
3 years ago#1
"Go and continue living your wicked and adulterous life and I will grant you salvation anyway."
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User Info: OrangeWizard

OrangeWizard
3 years ago#2
Before anyone says it:

No, Jesus never said anything about homosexuality.

Jesus never said anything about doing heroin either, so that's not a valid argument.
Trolling and making valid arguments are not mutually exclusive

User Info: Indori

Indori
3 years ago#3
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User Info: mikmalot

mikmalot
3 years ago#4
OrangeWizard posted...
Before anyone says it:

No, Jesus never said anything about homosexuality.

Jesus never said anything about doing heroin either, so that's not a valid argument.


Maybe because heroin didn't exist? I get your point, but in order to make it effectively you need a better example
Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he wants another. "I think not," he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.

User Info: OrangeWizard

OrangeWizard
3 years ago#5
From: mikmalot | #004
I get your point, but in order to make it effectively you need a better example


He never said anything about rape. How's that?
Trolling and making valid arguments are not mutually exclusive

User Info: mikmalot

mikmalot
3 years ago#6
OrangeWizard posted...
From: mikmalot | #004
I get your point, but in order to make it effectively you need a better example


He never said anything about rape. How's that?


That's a better example.
Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he wants another. "I think not," he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.

User Info: Faust_8

Faust_8
3 years ago#7
Something Jesus never said:

"I am the son of God."
You are the universe
Expressing itself as a human, for a little while

User Info: OrangeWizard

OrangeWizard
3 years ago#8
From: Faust_8 | #007
Something Jesus never said:

"I am the son of God."


Well, the expression "You yourself said it", is an affirmative idiom, which was his reply when he was asked "Are you the son of God?", so yes, he did.
Trolling and making valid arguments are not mutually exclusive

User Info: Faust_8

Faust_8
3 years ago#9
In a topic as ridiculous as this you really shouldn't take me that seriously.
You are the universe
Expressing itself as a human, for a little while

User Info: bratt100

bratt100
3 years ago#10
OrangeWizard posted...
From: mikmalot | #004
I get your point, but in order to make it effectively you need a better example


He never said anything about rape. How's that?


You sure did though.
"If the victim was a mute, then she shouldn't really be out alone."- OrangeWizard on rape
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