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2 years ago#1
"Go and continue living your wicked and adulterous life and I will grant you salvation anyway."
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2 years ago#2
Before anyone says it:

No, Jesus never said anything about homosexuality.

Jesus never said anything about doing heroin either, so that's not a valid argument.
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2 years ago#3
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2 years ago#4
OrangeWizard posted...
Before anyone says it:

No, Jesus never said anything about homosexuality.

Jesus never said anything about doing heroin either, so that's not a valid argument.


Maybe because heroin didn't exist? I get your point, but in order to make it effectively you need a better example
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2 years ago#5
From: mikmalot | #004
I get your point, but in order to make it effectively you need a better example


He never said anything about rape. How's that?
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2 years ago#6
OrangeWizard posted...
From: mikmalot | #004
I get your point, but in order to make it effectively you need a better example


He never said anything about rape. How's that?


That's a better example.
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Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he wants another. "I think not," he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.
2 years ago#7
Something Jesus never said:

"I am the son of God."
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2 years ago#8
From: Faust_8 | #007
Something Jesus never said:

"I am the son of God."


Well, the expression "You yourself said it", is an affirmative idiom, which was his reply when he was asked "Are you the son of God?", so yes, he did.
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2 years ago#9
In a topic as ridiculous as this you really shouldn't take me that seriously.
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2 years ago#10
OrangeWizard posted...
From: mikmalot | #004
I get your point, but in order to make it effectively you need a better example


He never said anything about rape. How's that?


You sure did though.
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"If the victim was a mute, then she shouldn't really be out alone."- OrangeWizard on rape
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