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FSTDT 263 Edition

#1DarkContractorPosted 5/15/2013 8:06:41 PM
Fundies say the darndest things: fstdt.com

What's some of the funniest things you've heard someone say in regards to religion, whether they be theists or atheists?

The other day I heard a great one... Some dude at work was trying to use the origin of life to convince me, and it was pretty fantastic. "Okay you have to admit it came from something, it started somewhere. the first living thing couldnt have come about by sexual reproduction, so you need a God to start it off"

I was like wow.
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#2EzeDoesItPosted 5/15/2013 8:10:58 PM
But there are living things being created now without sexual reproduction (i.e. plants, some microorganisms).

"Wow" indeed.
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#3hunter_gohanPosted 5/15/2013 8:15:56 PM
The most ludicrous thing I've ever heard I read on FSTDT itself. The fundie who was soooo close to discovering the sun.

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it."

http://www.smashboards.com/threads/god-or-big-bang-evolution-where-do-we-come-from.56093/page-6#post-1073734
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#4Polish_CrusaderPosted 5/15/2013 9:00:48 PM
darkcontractor, you have become mean and nasty ever since you deconverted, and many people see it. Please come back to jesus and stop being such a strange whack ball.
#5KNessJMPosted 5/15/2013 9:46:56 PM
I got OW on there a couple years ago when he was talking about Noah's flood.
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#6OrangeWizardPosted 5/15/2013 10:04:54 PM
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#7Julian_CaesarPosted 5/16/2013 12:25:41 AM
From: OrangeWizard | #006
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#8darkmaian23Posted 5/16/2013 3:10:51 AM
Polish_Crusader posted...
darkcontractor, you have become mean and nasty ever since you deconverted, and many people see it. Please come back to jesus and stop being such a strange whack ball.


When someone invests themselves heavily in a religion and later comes to the conclusion that they were lied to and wasted their time, anger is a common and normal response. I was very angry and confused when I first started questioning my religion. It has been several months now and I'm just getting over the transition.

I don't actually think DarkContractor is all that angry--and I do understand where you are coming from as a Christian--but I thought it might help if you could understand where he is coming from. ^_^
#9Magyar15Posted 5/16/2013 9:46:52 AM
OW won the topic
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#10TheRealJiraiyaPosted 5/16/2013 10:36:28 AM
Im only there twice, in '09 and '10 :(
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