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What if Islam is the true religion?

#1Pope_ManadontiPosted 7/2/2013 3:04:25 PM
And we're all going to hell?
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#2SuibomPosted 7/2/2013 3:05:21 PM
What if I want bacon for breakfast...

And I wake up Jewish?
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#3OzymandiasIVPosted 7/2/2013 3:10:07 PM
Looks like you answered your own question, tc.
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#4Polish_CrusaderPosted 7/2/2013 3:45:01 PM
What if the flying spaghetti monster is the true religion, and we are all going to burning hot tomato sauce and stinky meatball land after we die?
#5SirThinkALotPosted 7/2/2013 4:09:17 PM
What if all of you are just figments of my imagination?
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#6OrangeWizardPosted 7/2/2013 4:39:51 PM
Yeah, what if?
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#7Dathrowed1Posted 7/2/2013 4:47:27 PM
Suibom posted...
What if I want bacon for breakfast...

And I wake up Jewish?


Claim Jew ethnically, but not religiously problem solved.
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#8DeadPresidents2Posted 7/2/2013 4:53:51 PM
Polish_Crusader posted...
What if the flying spaghetti monster is the true religion, and we are all going to burning hot tomato sauce and stinky meatball land after we die?


This is actually really frightening. I hate that cakey tomato sauce.
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#9ForsakenHermitPosted 7/2/2013 7:12:33 PM(edited)
If Pastafarianism is true then the universe is beyond any hope of salvation.
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#10FingerpuppetPosted 7/2/2013 9:31:41 PM
ForsakenHermit posted...
If Pastafarianism is true then the universe is beyond any hope of salvation.


Why would it not be true? It seems pretty valid to me.
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