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South Park: The Stick of Truth

#1epictetus1216Posted 3/17/2014 11:35:41 AM
In the South Park role-playing game I just found out you get to play as a Thief, Fighter, Mage, or Jew. I lmao. The one drawback as Cartman points out is that "Jews can't be saviours." Yes, I know Jesus was a Jew. Tell that to Cartman. The upside is you get to throw stones with the Sling of David and can perform circumcisions on your enemies.
#2The_Zora_KingPosted 3/17/2014 11:52:57 AM
It's Cartman. He's not very smart. Remember the episode Passion of the Jews? He thinks the Jews killed Jesus (just explaining the plot of the episodes mod :))
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#3GuideToTheDarkPosted 3/17/2014 2:43:08 PM
Cartman's genius. He just refuses to see a reality beyond his personal constructs.
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#4NeoSamuelPosted 3/18/2014 5:47:48 PM
Well it can be argued that Christ was the first Christian rather then Jewish by faith. If you want to claim Hebrew ethnicity you can, but Jesus was born in Ancient Palestine where it was still polytheistic outside of a few minorities.

I don't even know why people claim Jesus was Jewish, the Torah nor the Hebrew people as a whole recognize him as the son of Yahweh and even the Muslims give credence to the man as a prophet.
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#5kts123Posted 3/18/2014 6:04:17 PM
epictetus1216 posted...
In the South Park role-playing game I just found out you get to play as a Thief, Fighter, Mage, or Jew. I lmao. The one drawback as Cartman points out is that "Jews can't be saviours." Yes, I know Jesus was a Jew. Tell that to Cartman. The upside is you get to throw stones with the Sling of David and can perform circumcisions on your enemies.


I died laughing at this, I can't wait for it to end up in the bargain bin.
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#6Dathrowed1Posted 3/18/2014 6:07:55 PM
NeoSamuel posted...
Well it can be argued that Christ was the first Christian rather then Jewish by faith. If you want to claim Hebrew ethnicity you can, but Jesus was born in Ancient Palestine where it was still polytheistic outside of a few minorities.

I don't even know why people claim Jesus was Jewish, the Torah nor the Hebrew people as a whole recognize him as the son of Yahweh and even the Muslims give credence to the man as a prophet.


He was born in the tribe of Judah, you can't be more Jewish than that.
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#7hunter_gohanPosted 3/19/2014 11:15:53 AM
The_Zora_King posted...
It's Cartman.


Yup this explains it all right here. Cartman's an ***hole. Man I wanna play this game.

NeoSamuel posted...
I don't even know why people claim Jesus was Jewish, the Torah nor the Hebrew people as a whole recognize him as the son of Yahweh and even the Muslims give credence to the man as a prophet.


Wasn't he supposed to be a rabbi?

"Most scholars agree that Jesus was a Jewish rabbi from Galilee who preached his message orally,[20] was baptized by John the Baptist, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, Pontius Pilate.[21] "
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus

Pretty hard to be a rabbi and not be Jewish I'd think.
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#8The_Zora_KingPosted 3/19/2014 11:27:35 AM
The historical Jewish that we know of was Jewish. Christians have a different more mythical version of him.
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#9OrangeWizardPosted 3/19/2014 11:35:11 AM
The historical Jewish that we know of was Jewish


You don't say?
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#10Wandering__HeroPosted 3/19/2014 1:34:52 PM
GuideToTheDark posted...
Cartman's genius. He just refuses to see a reality beyond his personal constructs.


The weird thing is, Cartman alternates between being a genius and a complete dumb ****. The Scott Tethermen episode shows this better than any other.
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