This is a split board - You can return to the Split List for other boards.

I once had a dream where I challenged God to a Pokemon battle.

  • Topic Archived
  1. Boards
  2. Religion
  3. I once had a dream where I challenged God to a Pokemon battle.
2 years ago#1
I was in 7th grade, and I was in heaven, and he wouldn't let me go see my family on Earth. So I accessed my PC and began flinging Poke Balls at Him, Raichu included, to fight him for my freedom.

Needless to say, I was cast out and sent to hell, where Satan broke me in half.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkShYGdL1Wk

I guess leveling them to 100 wasn't enough.
Follow me on Miiverse! NNID: OgnarPliskin
My Gameplay videos! Fighting Games, Nintendo, Dark Souls, and more. http://www.youtube.com/user/OgnarPliskin
2 years ago#2
Well, I had a dream where I fought my own fictional interpretation of God in mortal combat. It even had ominous Latin chanting in the background.

I am serious.
3DS: 1779-0958-5275 Pokemon Y IGN: Ichmael
Member of the Official Good Trader/Cloners/Breeders/Non-Scammers Guild
2 years ago#3
Closest I had was fighting a genie in a lucid dream.
One can not help but imagine Microsoft as being ran by a thousand Homer Simpsons. -Obturator
2 years ago#4
W... what was his team?
Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?"
And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -Isaiah 6:8
2 years ago#5
All Magikarps
"Rescue those being taken off to death, and save those stumbling toward slaughter." - Proverbs 24:11
http://AbolishHumanAbortion.com/
2 years ago#6
6 Arceus
Click the sites these contain to donate to charity for free http://www.thenonprofits.com/
2 years ago#7
God has Leviathan and Behemoth. There is only one way a pokemon battle with God can end...
"For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? ..."
- Matthew 16:26
2 years ago#8
Wobuffet would give Arceus whatfor.

Also, I've been listening to the 3rd gen OST all night, and you should, too.
http://tinyurl.com/oq35s4q
2 years ago#9
GuideToTheDark posted...
Wobuffet would give Arceus whatfor.

Also, I've been listening to the 3rd gen OST all night, and you should, too.

Dark Areus laughs. Mirror Coat? NOPE.
Click the sites these contain to donate to charity for free http://www.thenonprofits.com/
2 years ago#10
Morgasaurus posted...
God has Leviathan and Behemoth. There is only one way a pokemon battle with God can end...


God using Kyogre and Groudon in the same team? What is this dual-weather team nonsense?
http://arwentinuviel.deviantart.com/
3DS FC: 1091-8127-9177
  1. Boards
  2. Religion
  3. I once had a dream where I challenged God to a Pokemon battle.

Report Message

Terms of Use Violations:

Etiquette Issues:

Notes (optional; required for "Other"):
Add user to Ignore List after reporting

Topic Sticky

You are not allowed to request a sticky.

  • Topic Archived