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I once had a dream where I challenged God to a Pokemon battle.

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1 year ago#1
I was in 7th grade, and I was in heaven, and he wouldn't let me go see my family on Earth. So I accessed my PC and began flinging Poke Balls at Him, Raichu included, to fight him for my freedom.

Needless to say, I was cast out and sent to hell, where Satan broke me in half.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkShYGdL1Wk

I guess leveling them to 100 wasn't enough.
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1 year ago#2
Well, I had a dream where I fought my own fictional interpretation of God in mortal combat. It even had ominous Latin chanting in the background.

I am serious.
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1 year ago#3
Closest I had was fighting a genie in a lucid dream.
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1 year ago#4
W... what was his team?
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1 year ago#5
All Magikarps
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1 year ago#6
6 Arceus
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1 year ago#7
God has Leviathan and Behemoth. There is only one way a pokemon battle with God can end...
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1 year ago#8
Wobuffet would give Arceus whatfor.

Also, I've been listening to the 3rd gen OST all night, and you should, too.
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1 year ago#9
GuideToTheDark posted...
Wobuffet would give Arceus whatfor.

Also, I've been listening to the 3rd gen OST all night, and you should, too.

Dark Areus laughs. Mirror Coat? NOPE.
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1 year ago#10
Morgasaurus posted...
God has Leviathan and Behemoth. There is only one way a pokemon battle with God can end...


God using Kyogre and Groudon in the same team? What is this dual-weather team nonsense?
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