Your weirdest/most surreal dream?
I had a cool dream last night. Sorry, it's long- you don't have to read it of course.
I was with my dad's girlfriend and she was driving me on a back road surrounded by pine trees. We're lost, but she insists there's a Walmart somewhere straight ahead, despite being surrounded by pine trees and woods for what appeared to be the next several miles (by glancing ahead).
This dream had a deja vu feeling and even in the dream I commented "I was in this same situation with my dad- we eventually found the Walmart".
Eventually we turn around and head back. After we reach a certain point, I hear a four wheeler behind me and a teenage boy is riding one. I look in my side mirror and watch him drive wrecklessly and head directly into the front door of a house with a minor explosion occurring afterwards.
I was like "TURN AROUND so we can go check on that kid!"
It turns out he's fine, and the people who answer that front door open it up and want us to come inside where a party was going on. The setting was sort of dim and gloomy and not *quite* in slow-motion, but not normal speed either.
The people there were regular drunks and smokers. The same crowd I'd see in real life. However when I sat down on the couch, this one little kid would NOT stop jumping around on the couch cushions. He was jumping all around me making me uncomfortable. It was annoying so I stood up and walked around.
The people were sitting around talking to each other, recognizing I was there, but not talking to me at all. Eventually I realize my basset hound was nowhere to be found (which didn't make sense because he wasn't even with us).
Someone says "He's out back". I walk outside, go behind the house where I see a small fence connected to the house. This section of fence was VERY similar to the room in Resident Evil 4 where the helicopter gets shot down and you walk forward a bit and notice a couple barrels- that fenced in area resembles the one in my dream.
Anyway I let the dog go, figure my dad's girlfriend is not coming back out because she got along really well with the people there, so I set my dog back inside the van where I know he's safe.
After that, I turn to my left and in between two trees and hanging over a cliff, I notice a maniac with sharp teeth wrapped up in chains, and he's making noises at me that resemble growling and snickering. He was swinging around in a circle and starring at me. VERY creepy.
I worry that he might get loose and attack my dog, so I go back to check on my dog, and notice that the windows in my van were popped out, allowing my dog to easily jump out if he wanted to.
I then look closer at the windows and notice rusty metal bars where the windows should be, so he can't jump out after all. Those bars just appeared there by walking closer to them.
I head back to the house to try and get my dad's girlfriend out of there (who I believe was sleeping with one of the guys there, lol) then my dog suddenly jumps out of the van! He pushed his way through the doors in the back!
He started chewing on a batch of chains, and I remember he spit it out beside the road. I remember his slobber was dripping down the chains and I thought to myself (for NO clear reason whatsoever) "This could be evidence!"
Perhaps I was thinking about killing that guy wrapped up in the chains, but we'll never know because that whacky as hell dream ended there.
I've had way too many weird dreams to count...
I'll just briefly sum up some of them.
In one I was a camera with AI, in the Pacific Ocean with two guys and a woman, and we had to go into a gold mine on an island to stop a tsunami, and the whole time Billy Mays was advertising chairs. In the nude. On a waterslide.
In another, I was a honeybee, and I went with another bee to a small, bug-sized ice cream store that was on the roof of a normal, human-sized ice cream store. The guy at the counter was a mosquito. The freezer was broken, so my ice cream was melted. I threw it in his face.
In one, I was a freaking Pokemon (Leavanny to be exact, probably because I'd been playing too much Pokemon White), in South Korea, during a hurricane, in a mansion, while my grandma was in a rocking chair going WAY TOO FAST, while my friend (unlike the bee in the other dream, this one was actually based on a friend in real life, though in the dream he was also a Pokemon, Wigglytuff to be exact) dragged me into the basement and looked at me like he was going to **** me.
And that's just three, I've had way more, but all I can think of right now are multiple part dreams that were really long.
Bees are ants with family values.
I had a dream that midget dude from Jackass (the movie and I assume TV show- never watched the show, however) walked into my pool, and right there next to the ladder, he took a dump on the floor. I remember seeing a brown pile sitting there on the floor through the moving water waves.
The sick part is that, somebody actually kicked the poop with their feet and spread it around, turning the water brown. I was throwing up a little bit in my mouth, but the people around me just said "Ah, it'll dissolve, no biggie". Yeah right!
I had a dream there was some celebrity frisbee tossing competition taking place in my back yard. The object was that you had four shots to hit the shutters on the back of my house, lol.
I remember waiting forever to get my turn but never did. My dad got his turn, and on his fourth shot he managed to hit the shutter right outside my bathroom window.
It was weird- there were celebrities all over the place. At least, that's what I called them- I didn't actually recognize anybody. A feeling was that they were all connected to the White House in some way.
The craziest part of the dream is the way the frisbees would launch in the air. People would stand in my back yard, throw a frisbee in the air normally, but then they'd float in the air in slow motion.
I really liked when they'd hit the roof of my house- they'd skid in the air and gently sail over the roof to the other side. On a few occasions, the frisbees would hit the house and go directly up into outer space. The entire dream took place during the late hours so it was completely dark. Strange dream.
The WEIRDEST thing I ever had happen in a dream was more of what happened after...
Anyway, I had a dream where I was in my backyard and I happened to look at a tower that was visible in the distance and saw someone standing on top of it. The person then jumped off of it to kill their self. Then, more people started climbing the tower and jumping off one after another. I just stood there in astonishment watching this happen. It was almost like "The Happening" if anyone has seen that. After seeing a few more jump off I just abruptly woke up. This is where it got weird.
I checked my phone (as I do by habit when I wake up in the morning) and saw a had a new text from one of my friends. I opened it and it read something like this:
"Hey, did you know that when people jump off of cliffs to kill themselves, they die in the air before they hit the ground from the shock?"
I was completely dumbfounded. I had just woken up from a dream about people throwing themselves off of a tower to their demise and read a text from my friend about killing yourself in the same fashion. By far the weirdest dream-related thing I've ever had happen to me.
That's REALLY weird! I can see how that came as a complete surprise.
I once had a dream about a tower close to my home. This was at least 20 years old- a very old dream.
I was in my back yard, and notice the tower lights blinking normally. Okay, everything's fine.
I turn around to head back inside... then turn around and NOW the tower somehow magically got about 1,000 yards closer and was sitting in the cornfield next to my house!
I was afraid the next time I turn around, the tower would stomp on top of me. Such a weird one.
Last nights dream was hilarious!
Sammy Hagar was under my deck accepting donations!
He was sitting at a desk that was set up with a few other people, and he appeared just as overgrown and ugly as in reality.
I promised I'd give him 20 bucks, but when he handed me the form to fill out, I refused to put my real name, so I put my uncles name, lol.
I was really reluctant to give him 20 bucks. I walk inside and ask my dad's girlfriend for 20 bucks and she immediately says no, haha. Shut me off just like that!
I go to my bedroom to get 20 bucks, and when I find the money I ask myself "Do I REALLY want to give it to Sammy Hagar? He doesn't exactly need it"
As I'm in my bedroom, I look outside at my back yard and see people all over the place, drinking and partying. I was thinking "Who's gonna clean up all those beer cans in my neighbors field?"
Well after I say that everybody vanishes, and only a few beer cans are visible from my bedroom window.
Suddenly a man about 20 years old walks into my bedroom and demands I let him in. I stand my ground and say no, and he stands his. I knew this wouldn't go over well.
We eventually start wrestling, and a few attacks later I throw his ass down my stairs and he actually lands face first and cracks his head against the front door of my house, causing blood to squirt immediately.
I panic "Oh no!" so I run down the stairs and try to help him, but... I don't know what happened after that. He either disappeared, died, or I stopped caring and walked away, lol
I hope I stopped caring- that's for demanding something you'll never get! That's MY bedroom, fool!
I thought that was awesome!!!
"75% of stair accidents happen on the stairs."
The two most surreal dreams were about wrestling!
The first one was about a year ago! in the dream i was tagging with DX against Randy Orton,Ted Dibiase and Cody Rhodes and i was tagged in by HHH and immediately hit Randy with a Sweet Chin Music and pinned him for the win and then i woke up and was disappointed and the second one was about two weeks ago! In the dream i was talking to Kevin Nash about going into wrestling because and he told me that he would train me to be a wrestler and then Scott Hall came into the room and we talked for awhile and then the three of us went to the ring for a tag team match and won! and then of course i woke up disappointed yet again!
U Can't See ME
if Undertaker loses at WM28 i will close my account: started 7/01/2011
thanks for the compliment!
and to the poster above me, I wonder if Kevin Nash coming back to the WWE recently inspired that dream. he's still... not bad for his age! :p