Your weirdest/most surreal dream?
In another dream I was washing my hair downstairs in the kitchen when I realize I didn't have everything I need. I forgot the towel that I position in front of the bathtub and had to run back upstairs to my bedroom (not that it was needed for the kitchen). I forgot a drying towel... back upstairs. I was forgetting AS my wet hair was dripping on the floor and the sting of the shampoo going in my eyes! Then suddenly I look out my kitchen window and see a truck driving backwards down the bank on the other side of the road and going full-speed... still driving backwards. The driver was trying to beat the parade of traffic approaching from the other side. The end.
Ok, when i was younger we lived out in the country. It was our house, and to the left of it was a plowed field and then my grandma's house. Aside from the road out front, we were surrounded by woods.
I go into my grandma's house. I see toys cars on the ground. Faces and voices appear telling me to "spin the wheels" (I used to do this when I was a kid. I was trying to see which wheel would spin the longest.)
I spin the wheels. Then I see a dragon, but suddenly I have the ability to shoot fireballs (note: this was YEARS before DBZ hit the states. Maybe it was a Streetfighter reference?).
I shot the fireballs out and killed the dragon.
I go out the back door, and there's a ninja in the plowed field. I chase it into the woods to an abandoned train track (if you've played FF7, recall the haunted area to the left of where you get off the train). We were about to fave off when I woke up.
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Very adventurous dream! Seems like your mind likes to combine fantasy with settings that you know very well here in reality. My mind tends to do the same.
At first I thought I was watching a comedy movie from 1985, but I quickly realized I'm actually *starring* in it! It was about this black family similar to the one from the Nutty Professor living in a rather nice looking house... at least the top floor was nice. The living room was covered in water and I had to swim around to get to the nearest door, lol. I remember the acting was way ahead of its time- not the typical cheesy dated humor you'd normally find from 1985.
Anyway Heather O'Rourke -the blonde little girl from the Poltergeist films- was in the movie as well, and she was standing by the stairs on the second floor (just above where the water stopped flowing). She was looking at me apparently wondering what exactly I was planning to do. Good question!
I remember that the family was related to one of the girls I was dating and we got into a fight, so when I approached the girls mother I did so with caution because I wasn't sure how she'd react to the fight I got into with her daughter. She seemed sympathetic and understanding that it's normal for a man and woman to get into a fight sometimes. There was a feeling that I was trying to make up with the girl and that's why I was there- to apologize. The girl was nowhere to be seen however.
I then jump back in the water and swim around the living room and reach another area of the house that was above the roof itself. Not sure how I even got there. It was almost like a special circle-shaped area where you can rest to get a suntan or kick back in a lawn chair or whatever. It was nighttime though, and I kept running around in a circle. I was confused because there didn't seem to be an exit, but then at the last second (to my left) I see a tan-colored path going down. I take it.
When I reach the ground, I see a narrow walkway with a key in the middle of it. The key was sort of just floating in the air, and when I got near suddenly these zombies jump down from above and block me in the tight little area. I can't remember how I freed myself, but I couldn't take the key with me. Apparently the zombies were protecting it. A few more times I went by this little walkway area hoping to grab the key but there was a consistent nagging feeling that something would attack me the moment I got close. The end.
I also had a dream that I met Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, and when I arrived to the building he was visiting I couldn't believe how tall and bulky he was in comparison to his rather small size that we associate when we watch him play football. There was a LOT more to this dream though, and it's all but disappeared from my memory now.
The definition of weird.
This dream starts where I'm inside a room that resembles my dad's bedroom, and there's a tan-colored basket on the floor except... it wasn't a basket. It was a bass guitar! Every time I touched the side of the basket a note would play. I now realize it's the same basket underneath my living room coffee table. Very strange but it only gets MUCH worse!
I'm now on the top floor of a building and about ready to enter an elevator. It turns out that the only thing preventing it from going down is a small piece of scotch tape (the clear stuff), lol. I had to cut it with a knife. Now when I cut it, for some reason I thought it'd be funny to pretend I'm a pirate and say "Arrr, mateys!" The people around me weren't really laughing, but they didn't seem to mind my sense of humor either.
Either a feeling came over me or I was told directly that one of the two elevators going down has trouble opening the doors when it reaches the bottom. You couldn't pry the doors open either- if you took the wrong elevator and the doors didn't open, you had to hit the buttons, ride to the next floor up, and take the *other* elevator. Luck was on my side and I took the right one.
Now I'm outside walking around. It was nighttime and apparently by this point I realize I'm exiting a school. I had to take a dump but it turns out you weren't allowed to take a dump by yourself- you had to search for a partner. Why I have NO idea, haha. Wow, no thanks! Made sense in the dream. I decide to cheat the system and search for a bathroom by myself anyway. I can't remember if I ever pooped or not.
I continue walking down the street and in the distance behind the school building I spot a pink laser beam touching the sky and going all the way to the ground. I act like such a thing is normal but... it's not! Now THIS is weird. I see a toilet seat lid attached to the side of the building. A huge lid, about 10 feet wide.
I see a 40-year old guy (actually someone told me he was 41) jumping around and acting goofy underneath the toilet seat lid, and at one point he was actually able to jump really high in the air and grab the side of it, and he was hanging onto it like a basketball player hangs onto a hoop. The crowd cheers and it turns out this guy was an old student of the school who either got made fun of for having an obsession with toilets, or a prank was pulled involving a toilet and he was the victim of it. He was hanging around the school premises for the last 20 years making jokes about himself. The end.
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It starts where I'm standing in my front yard and I'm wondering how the Washington Nationals baseball team are going to play todays game on the side of my house given how little room there is to even fit a baseball diamond let alone an entire field, plus the fact that my yard curves downwards. I completely forgot that ball players actually play in a stadium! It took me several seconds for this realization to kick in.
Now I'm in a parking lot of a shopping mall, and sitting in a car with a female friend I went to school with. Prince Fielder of the Detroit Tigers comes out of the mall and hands us what was being referred to as a Jamaican snow crab, lol. The crab was black and even had dreadlocks, LOL! It was more like a lobster to be honest but we kept referring to it as a crab.
My friend and I were deciding how we wanted to make a sandwich out of it. At first we were going to split it 50/50, but then I change my mind and only wanted 20% of it. We then realize that given how unique the crabs appearance is, it'd be best to not eat it at all so we take it for a walk.
We're now walking on the sidewalk around the mall and given how hot the temperature was, we didn't want to kill the crab so when we spot some shade and a shelf/drawer on the side of the building, we set it in there. We then realize that it'll probably get really warm inside of there (warm enough to cause suffocation) so we take it out and walk inside the mall with it. After what felt like several minutes of walking around, we arrive back to the entrance of the mall. My friend is tired of holding onto the crab and she then realizes that I never actually held onto it at all (probably because I didn't want to risk getting pinched!) She then THROWS the crab at me, and it hits my shirt and lands on the floor. We walk away from the crab and she disappears.
Now I'm walking through this HUGE shopping mall that must have stretched for several miles because despite looking straight ahead, I couldn't find a wall anywhere in sight. An old classmate named Tara walks by and tells me... something I can't remember, but it caught my attention. I was actually occupied with buying a video game that goes by the name "Tale Spin" for a birthday present (NOT related to the cartoon- this was some kind of platform game) and I was walking all over the mall searching for it. However Tara distracted me. I can't believe I forget what it was she said to me- maybe I'll remember later.
Now I'm inside a car and my dad's girlfriend's sister (Janet) is driving me to my dad's beach home in Delaware because a storm was coming with dangerous winds and heavy rain, and I wanted to be there to pick up a few things in case the place got destroyed. I was aware however that my dad was up here in Pennsylvania so it didn't make *any* sense that Janet was driving me down there, but whatever. Anyway as she's driving I see Phillies baseball players (Hunter Pence to be exact) jumping several feet across rivers that were flowing down, and the players were trying hard to run up the hills that were basically steep enough to be considered mountains. For some reason I say "That's some rough terrain!"
While still in the car (the passengers seat) Janet suddenly drives several feet off the side of the road so I quickly grab the wheel to get us back on track. I look over and see that she got distracted rubbing her eyes or glasses. I remember saying "I'm sorry, I don't normally grab the wheel and jerk it like that" because in reality she's so polite you'd want to apologize after such a quick, awkward motion.
Anyway I arrive to Delaware and so far the weather isn't bad, but preparations were underway to evacuate the people. Janet then disappears. I walk inside a building and see Betty White sitting by a table! This building felt more like a factory instead of an apartment building or any kind of home for that matter (which doesn't even make sense because my dad and his girlfriend don't live in an apartment building- they live in a trailer home). I sit down with Betty and suddenly realize that I have to pee, so right there while Betty was facing the other way, I take out my weiner and go but... I have trouble so only a few squirts release.
A woman who works there comes in and says that it's time for us to leave. As I'm walking behind the woman with my bags packed, I see that Betty isn't moving at all, so I stall and eventually ignore the woman. I hear the faint sound of rain beginning to splash against the windows along with the wind picking up. Betty then sneaks into a back room, turns on the TV and watches a movie where two college girls were kissing! It wasn't porn- it was more like a college game of truth or dare. I remember the boys sitting behind the girls and watching. Everyone was fully dressed.
I walk into another room with a toilet and realize I have to use the bathroom now. Suddenly a couple members of the fire department walk into Betty's room and physically remove her. I realize that since they walked right by, they probably saw me in this room and sure enough... they come in and make sure I leave as well. Instead of taking us to a shelter until the storm passes, they simply want to make sure we leave the building.
I'm now outside and on top of a platform that's basically a 30-foot long tree log and there's water all around me. On the far left I see members of my family such as my aunt Lisa and cousin Stephanie and they're talking to each other. Behind me I notice kids jumping around in the water and playing, so I felt comfortable knowing the water was only 5-feet high, if that. I jump in for a moment and then jump out. The water came up to my neck. I then see a newspaper beside me with the name of my Pennsylvania neighbors on it. Someone was criticizing their good name. I remember thinking there must be some kind of mistake and those harsh comments were completely NOT true.
The water then recedes enough that a dining room with tables and chairs was noticeable, so I walk or swim over there and sit down, along with a few other people. The end.
Strange dream that a facebook/message board friend came over to my house to analyze certain things. He either worked for the police or fire department. He was basically breaking into my home. He had a huge axe and was chopping at the entrance way until not only the door broke, but the entire frame as well. He then went to my basement and since I bought a dryer in reality, in the dream it was sitting down there nice and pretty, lol. Everything else was dusty but the dryer was looking nice! Nothing more really occurred. The end.
In the next dream I was down by my swimming pool and for some reason I was walking around on the outside and counting the loops on the liner and believing that when I count 9 layers over, an old female message board friend would be pregnant. Wow that's sort of like "Step on a crack and break your mothers back" or picking up a dandelion and saying "Mama had a baby and its head popped off", haha.
I then walk around some more to see if I can discover any leaks. Unfortunately I can... a few of them. This felt a little *too* realistic for me. They were leaking at a pretty good rate "drip *split second later* drip *split second later* drip", etc.
I then look over the field and see that the basket to empty the bugs was sitting 3 feet across the fence. I was like "What? How did it get over there?" because the basket is supposed to be well-protected thanks to a round plastic cover positioned on top of it. I then walk on the deck around the pool and suddenly the air gets really misty so I'm trying to feel my way around to the basket area by grabbing onto the fence. It ends there.
I just had anothe recurring end of the world dream last night and it was wild. In the dream the moon got up close to earth as usual and then some funky stuff happened like earth's atmosphere/ozone was totally destroyed and the moon caused some gravity event that flattened everyone on Earth
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Damn that is wild, haha!
Mine were sort of mild but then again, as typical for me, sort of strange as well! In the first dream I was at my dads beach home in Delaware and while he was driving me around in a golf cart, I tell him about this Rodney Dangerfield movie I was watching called My 5 Wives (real movie). My dad says that he's seen the movie, but I tell him this one joke anyway that goes "My wifes cooking is so bad, let's just say, next time we have a picnic I'm bringing Tums for the ants!" My dad laughs and says that he could watch Rodney Dangerfield all day long.
As the dream continues, I come home and go online only to discover that Rodney Dangerfield has literally thousands of TV shows and movies, and I was able to watch one of his early works that was completely different from any of his comedy routines. This segment was at least 60 years old. This was about Rodney standing beside a little boy about 10 years old, and the boy was sitting in a really small room surrounded by books and a candle was lit beside him to add to the horror effect, and Rodney was sharing ghost stories with the boy. For some reason I was wondering whatever happened to the boy and if he'd ever grown up to become famous because his role in this performance was really good.
In another dream I was watching my Phillies play the Indians. It was Interleague play (American league faces the National league). A feeling came over me that the Phillies would choke and lose the game, and sure enough after what felt like several minutes and maybe even hours, I discover they lost in extra innings by a score of 6-5. I remember seeing the score on the ESPN scroller at the bottom of the screen, and the number 6 was highlighted gold/orange to indicate the Indians had won.
Next thing I know, it's really late at night and I get this idea to rinse off the riding lawnmower outside underneath my deck. However I was having several *enormous* problems doing so. For one thing I couldn't get the mower to stay in place despite all my best efforts to adjust the stick shift on the side and hit the brake pedal. I tried Neutral but it didn't work- the lawnmower kept sliding backwards. In one spot I *almost* coasted backwards right into the door under my deck that leads into the basement. I did everything I could to keep the mower in place but kept failing time and time again. VERY frustrating. A thought occurred to me that I'd wake up the neighborhood when I started it up and cranked the engine but by this point I didn't care and did so anyway.
When I leave for a moment and come back, guess who moved the lawmower into its proper cleaning position beside the right side of my house? Juan Pierre of the Phillies (and several other teams including the World Series-winning Marlins!) A feeling came over me that he'd be upset when he found out I was constantly moving the mower around and adjusting several other features connected to the mower but... he never found out. I then play it cool by being quiet and pretending to be innocent while he went about cleaning the mower and since it was nighttime, he didn't notice this huge pile of grass that was sitting in my driveway (for some reason I thought he'd get upset about that too). He never found out about the grass pile either so I quietly toss it over into the field. Good job on my part of being sneaky and getting away with it, haha.