1. Only play Heavy. 2. Have at least two Medics (one normal and one Kritz) on you at all times. 3. Have two Pyros circling around you to fend back Spies. 4. Shoot everything with Natashka. 5. Swear a lot. 6. Become NPP.
We're whalers on the moon! We carry a harpoon! But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whaling tune!