"Access denied, red key card required"

  • Topic Archived
  1. Boards
  2. Duke Nukem Forever
  3. "Access denied, red key card required"
4 years ago#1
That moment alone justifies the purchase of this game.

**** key cards.
---
If you believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, have accepted him as your lord and savior, and are 100% proud of it, put this in your sig.
4 years ago#2
Haha yeah.
4 years ago#3
"After 12 ******* Years it has to be Good"
---
I'm so Evil I have my own Music!
4 years ago#4
Heard that, and thought the same thing.

Then I went up to the pinball machine. "Now I HAVE time to play with myself!"

I almost bought another copy.
---
http://to2is.literallyforbabies.com/to2/boards
ill be here 4 u eco jus lyk the mop on the commercial babby-wechina23
4 years ago#5
THIS is how a real MAN on roids should be acting not like these good for nothing RE characters... "oooh gotta get the Armor Key and the Red Tigger´s eye and the key card" bahh.....

eff cards I make my own damn door
4 years ago#6
best one so far:

"Power armor is for p*******s!"

although i can't help but to find this ironic considering that his health regenerates and all... still a funny shot at Halo though.
---
aka BruPal... yeah, i'm back! cry some moar!
4 years ago#7
and if you lose all the balls in the pinball.. "I Have Balls of FAIL" priceless.. LOL
4 years ago#8
He says that randomly when you lose a ball, not just when you lose all of them. The references are funny. I personally laughed out loud when he goes 'Duke 1, Gears 0'.

As for power armor and regenerating health, it's not even 'health' exactly. If you think about it, Duke's ego is what keeps him alive lol and his ego comes back when he's not being pummeled, like anyone's would honestly. It's actually a very well done and thought out system lol.
---
Q8200, GTX460SE, 4G DDR2 900, 750G SATA2, 700W, Logitech G5/G15, Win7
XPS16 - i7 720QM, 6G DDR3@1333, 500G SATA, HD4670 1G, Win7
(edited 0 seconds ago)
  1. Boards
  2. Duke Nukem Forever
  3. "Access denied, red key card required"

Report Message

Terms of Use Violations:

Etiquette Issues:

Notes (optional; required for "Other"):
Add user to Ignore List after reporting

Topic Sticky

You are not allowed to request a sticky.

  • Topic Archived