"Access denied, red key card required"

#1RufusNKenRSTierPosted 6/17/2011 6:46:56 AM
That moment alone justifies the purchase of this game.

**** key cards.
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#2MasterTaePosted 6/17/2011 6:58:57 AM
Haha yeah.
#3Shear666Posted 6/17/2011 9:34:00 AM
"After 12 ******* Years it has to be Good"
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#4eco masterPosted 6/17/2011 10:37:20 AM
Heard that, and thought the same thing.

Then I went up to the pinball machine. "Now I HAVE time to play with myself!"

I almost bought another copy.
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#5Evil_Lord_ShenPosted 6/17/2011 11:30:44 AM
THIS is how a real MAN on roids should be acting not like these good for nothing RE characters... "oooh gotta get the Armor Key and the Red Tigger´s eye and the key card" bahh.....

eff cards I make my own damn door
#6ZevLoveDOOMPosted 6/17/2011 12:56:29 PM
best one so far:

"Power armor is for p*******s!"

although i can't help but to find this ironic considering that his health regenerates and all... still a funny shot at Halo though.
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#7thetravelerPosted 6/17/2011 1:27:02 PM
and if you lose all the balls in the pinball.. "I Have Balls of FAIL" priceless.. LOL
#8The DevourerPosted 6/17/2011 1:59:01 PM(edited)
He says that randomly when you lose a ball, not just when you lose all of them. The references are funny. I personally laughed out loud when he goes 'Duke 1, Gears 0'.

As for power armor and regenerating health, it's not even 'health' exactly. If you think about it, Duke's ego is what keeps him alive lol and his ego comes back when he's not being pummeled, like anyone's would honestly. It's actually a very well done and thought out system lol.
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