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Fire Emblem 7 Female Sexiness Tier Topic

#1gejsivPosted 7/2/2010 2:42:36 PM
Didn't see any of these after a search, so lets get down to business. Oh, and spoilers and such since it deals with the entire cast.

Top Tier:
An excellent figure, cheery disposition, and superb skill in the art of handling a staff are why i place Serra in top tier.

Priscilla, with her vibrant red hair, powerful support magic, and nested dove hiding behind her ear, has all the characteristics of a high tier girl. Then toss in all her excellent support options and she grabs the top tier.

Based entirely on looks, I'd have put Ninian in mid tier or so. But what she may lack in cleavage she makes up for in class, sophistication, and dancing skills so invigorating they can give anyone, man or woman, a second wind.

Lyn takes the last top tier spot due to the influence of the Sol Katti. This ridiculous endgame weapon is so heavy that the only way Lyn can wield it in combat is to not wear a bar and rely on her assets for counter balance.

High Tier:
Petite, enthusiastic, and far more interested in the fairer sex, Florina wins over her sisters for her greater potential.

With a chest so large it actually decreases her combat potential, Karla had an easy place in the top tier, but loses it due to low availability and choosing Batre over, well, anyone else.

One might wonder why Lucy gets such a high spot when she barely shows any skin. Well, her warm smile, excellently maintained hair, and supple features hidden behind that thin layer of cloth, she brings that same level of class and subtlety that you find with Ninian. Plus, her figure is much more balanced, with her legs and waist in proportion to her chest without her only being 12.

With hair almost as nice as Lucy's, breasts almost as large as Karla's, and the pinkest armor you'll find in this game, Louise earns her position quite easily. Her only flaw in my opinion is her constantly drunk expression.

Mid Tier:
Wide smile, bent over, and wearing a kitchen rag, Rebecca seems to be doing everything she can to ensure a high spot in the list. However, she's outclassed by Louise in every way except availability.

Modest, polite, and covered in armor. She's certainly sophisticated, but this is a tier list on sexiness, so she loses some points for that.

While she has potential, her no nonsense attitude and borderline depression are significant downers. If only she smiled a bit more...

Although she's certainly easy to look at, there's nothing sexy about a gold digger. Here's looking at you, kid.
#2gejsiv(Topic Creator)Posted 7/2/2010 2:43:09 PM
Loli Tier:
Wide eyes, big smile, and a hint of curvature. Personally, she doesn't do anything for me because she loses in breast, waist, and legs to practically everyone else on this list. But she is easily the best loli in the game, so she deserves accolades for that.

Sorry kid, you're not quite done yet. Come back when you look like this and we'll have more to talk about.

Zombie Tier:
Easily the best zombie in the game, and were it not for health concerns a contender for top of the list. Many a man have taken up their lance with enthusiasm at the prospect of defeating her.

Check that waistline; no panties. Very daring for one of the walking dead. I have to dock her points for the haircut though.

We hardly knew her, but she was the only thief able to steal Matthew's heart, so she must have been doing something right. Up until she died, anyway.

Another example of delicious flat chest, the majority of her appeal is dat ass, partly because none of the other contestants thought to show that off. Way to think quick on your feet, Lim

Man Tier:
While he might have tricked us with those implants, that short hair makes it all too obvious. Better luck next time, Vaida.

I think that's everyone. So, let's start fixing this list.
-gejsiv- :/
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#3SnarfgasmV2Posted 7/2/2010 3:15:46 PM
I'm hoping this is your personal list, because it is so wrong. Serra is a whore
a.k.a. SnarfBoyWonder
#4gejsiv(Topic Creator)Posted 7/2/2010 3:30:13 PM
If it were a personal list, Lyn would be at the top. I'm trying to be somewhat objective.

Where would you put Serra?
-gejsiv- :/
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#5GoldenEpicDudePosted 7/2/2010 3:34:48 PM
Ninian wins. :D
At first you don't succeed, get some other sucker to do it.
#6SnarfgasmV2Posted 7/2/2010 4:03:07 PM
This is a better list(too me anyway)

Ninian/Fiora/Louise(too close to call)
Becca/Prissy(again too close, your call)

Lucius isn't on the list because he is a man
a.k.a. SnarfBoyWonder
#7Piston HurricanePosted 7/2/2010 7:05:00 PM
I'd swap Florina and Fiora. Otherwise, perfect list. Props for having Serra on top!
#8TacticianXPosted 7/2/2010 7:13:48 PM
I sincerely hope that this isn't serious... -pointsto"Lucy"-
Are people the dominant race or are they just overly self absorbed?
#9SickLykSwineFluPosted 7/2/2010 7:17:54 PM
LOL. This topic makes me lose a little less faith in humanity.

But srsly though, I'd tap Sonia so0o0o0o0o hard. Nothing wrong with a little necrophilia to spice up your sex life mm mm.
Not even cheat codes will get you to my level.
#10Von_JaegerPosted 7/2/2010 7:24:17 PM
LOL. This topic makes me lose a little less faith in humanity.

But srsly though, I'd tap Sonia so0o0o0o0o hard. Nothing wrong with a little necrophilia to spice up your sex life mm mm.

I'm glad you're attracted to pixels.