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Post 1 wow related word, and every ten posts I'll make a story.

#21aLINKinthechainPosted 12/3/2012 9:04:32 PM
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#22rapacioushoboPosted 12/3/2012 9:58:59 PM
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#23magnusmagneticPosted 12/3/2012 10:38:02 PM
How

About

A

Story
#24metroidfreakv4(Topic Creator)Posted 12/3/2012 11:07:26 PM
Starting the story now
I'm only picking the ones that were wow related, and wrym will be getting an honorable mention in the story because he made me laugh in real life. Which is the third time that's happened in 4 years on this board.
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WotLK ending cinematic: Arthas:Farther.....is this over?....
Farther:no my son....the raid resets next week..
#25metroidfreakv4(Topic Creator)Posted 12/4/2012 12:20:13 AM
The words in this story. also, name all the references in the story and award yourself with the next honorable mention.
1.Wrymwarrior05
2. Booterang. http://www.wowhead.com/item=32680/booterang#comments
3.Thunderclap http://www.wowhead.com/spell=129512
4.Snapvine Watermelon http://www.wowhead.com/item=4538/snapvine-watermelon
5.Dirge http://www.wowhead.com/item=23555/dirge#comments
6.Lich http://www.wowwiki.com/Lich
7. Sylvannus - nuff said
8. Jaina- nuff said.
9 Marmot http://www.wowhead.com/npc=22189/marmot
10. http://www.wowpedia.org/Li_Li_Stormstout

John Doe led a simple life. He was a man of few words, but of many friends. Always the center of attention and the life of the party, John Doe had everything going for him. He never expected such an amazing turn around. He used to work at a fast food restaurant, assistant manager, but after an altercation with a customer that wasn't his fault, he had an assortment of odd jobs before becoming a cashier at a convenience store. After stopping someone from robbing the store, he was promoted to manager. This provided him large quantities of gold, which he used for crafted loots. with this sexy gears, he scored himself several model girlfriends, who made him sandwiches and did whatever his furry heart desired.
Yes, John Doe had everything going going for him. But he preferred to be called a different name.
"The conqueror of wryms" they called him. rightfully so, as he, and he alone, stood against all the dragonflights at once. None of his friends new what this madness was about, but the few that did bow before him. In azeroth, a world much more complex, yet simpler than ours, he went by the name Wrymwarrior This Worgen badass was the finest warrior in all the land. His luck in real life (though he often wondered, what world was reality? Azeroth, or Earth?), continued to exceed expectations in Azeroth. But that is not to say he didnt have his fair share of hard times.
Before the fame, and before the glory, he was a regular at a rather sleazy night club. While others were out making something of themselves, he was there watching tauren females making their boootys Thunderclap . One day, the world shook. The day Deathwing came, the Shattering split the bar in two. A huge chasm formed between the two sides of the bar. Although many thought they can just make it a night club and build a bridge to the other side, ragnaros, The christian fire lord, came out of the chasm and yelled "BWAHAHHAHA. FOOLISH MORTALS, THIS ADULTERY IS UNACCEPTABLE! SINNERS BE PURGED!". He struck down with a vengeance. wrym was in the outhouse, getting his fur groomed by a fairly ugly female troll. The only two survivors of the massacre. The entirety of the bar was burnt to a crisp. He looked around, no signs of what happened. You see since this is a heroic tale of heroic stuff, Ragnaros spouted awkward looking legs and walked away to purge more adultery from Azeroth. Wrym looked down at the ashes that was his favorite sleezy bar. He knelt down, grabbed a handful of the ashes. squeezed his paw tightly in anger, and let it fall out of his paw. From that day on, he knew he would strike down on Deathwing and Rag, and anything with wings, that looked like a dragon. because hes a badass like that.


(got to post more in the next post)
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WotLK ending cinematic: Arthas:Farther.....is this over?....
Farther:no my son....the raid resets next week..
#26metroidfreakv4(Topic Creator)Posted 12/4/2012 12:41:11 AM
1.Wrymwarrior05 Check
2. Booterang. http://www.wowhead.com/item=32680/booterang#comments
3.Thunderclap http://www.wowhead.com/spell=129512 Check
4.Snapvine Watermelon http://www.wowhead.com/item=4538/snapvine-watermelon
5.Dirge http://www.wowhead.com/item=23555/dirge#comments
6.Lich http://www.wowwiki.com/Lich
7. Sylvannus - nuff said
8. Jaina- nuff said.
9 Marmot http://www.wowhead.com/npc=22189/marmot
10. http://www.wowpedia.org/Li_Li_Stormstout

Wrym didnt know where to start. He needed to learn the ways of a warrior. What better way to do that than go to a school dedicated to the arts of battle? He attended Azeroth University. He was always neck high in books and sped through all the hands on combat training. He finished what many took 8 years to do, in 2 months. He also found time to join a guild. the brawlers guild. Not many new of it. It was an elite guild of badasses. Only people that new about it were the ones that were invited to it. But the first rule about Brawlers club, is not to talk about brawlers club. As he took on the other combatants in the ring, he quickly became champion. His new name " Wrymwarrior, Champion of Champions"
Wrym was invited to a local college party. Ready to get more drunk than a dwarf who just found gold, he came there in his finest attire, to also penetrate some college females. As he downs drink after drink, beasts everyone in beer pong, and dogs it on the dancefloor, a overly jealous, less attractive, not loved person appeared. It was none other than Nightbird_X! He started a slew of qq and insults that the crowd simply could not handle.
"HEY WORGEN, WHY DONT YOU EAT SOME SNAPVINE WATERMELON OR SOMETHING MANE? YOLO. "
Wrym, who didnt want to embarrass the weak peasant, tried to calm him down. But even with his best efforts, the man would not stop.
"I HAVE SWAG FOR DAYS MAN YOLO FIGHT ME IRL BRO"
he proceeded to take off his flannel.
A circle formed.
Wrym begged him not to have him fight. It was something he just did not want to do. But the man lunged at him. With one swift punch, The fool was on his back. Kicked out and knocked out of the party, he was never seen again (until the next party)
Wrym is now a legend. A Party hero, Sylvannus and Jaina (who always came together, in every context of the word) proceeded to talk to wrym. It didnt take long for him to be escorted back to their dorm. There they had some serious pixel snoodling. It even made folks from Goldshire blush. And, unfortunately, Li Li Stormstout saw it all, as she was standing in the corner in absolute shock and awe. she never was the same again, and she still cries her self to sleep, even today.

Many spoke of his legendary accomplisments in Azeroth University. He remained a legend for longer than this legend. He was a College god.
Now that he had his fair share of snoodles, beer, and combat training. It was time to finish what Deathwing started.
He asked jaina, who was a master of magic, to teleport him to deathwing. She was like sure bro. They teleported. and it was like time had stopped..
It didnt actually stop. He just disconnected. damn server restarts.
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WotLK ending cinematic: Arthas:Farther.....is this over?....
Farther:no my son....the raid resets next week..
#27TrikorPosted 12/4/2012 12:55:01 AM
hahaah good job, i actually read it all. Which doesnt happen very offten on gamefaqs
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Im betta than any competitor ready to sever the head of a meddler deadlier than ever this **** is inevitable
#28metroidfreakv4(Topic Creator)Posted 12/4/2012 12:56:37 AM
1.Wrymwarrior05 Check
2. Booterang. http://www.wowhead.com/item=32680/booterang#comments
3.Thunderclap http://www.wowhead.com/spell=129512 Check
4.Snapvine Watermelon http://www.wowhead.com/item=4538/snapvine-watermelon check
5.Dirge http://www.wowhead.com/item=23555/dirge#comments
6.Lich http://www.wowwiki.com/Lich
7. Sylvannus - nuff said check
8. Jaina- nuff said.check
9 Marmot http://www.wowhead.com/npc=22189/marmot
10.Li Li StormStout http://www.wowpedia.org/Li_Li_Stormstout check

After the server restart, he wound up in blades edge mountains. "aww this is Kodo ****. Now what?"
A simple quest giver was there. He went up to him. because who wouldn't help a guy with a ! over his head? He wanted you to find the smallest creature in all of azeroth and kill it with a booterang . If you declined, he said hed shove his boot up your fanny. So reluctantly, he accepted his quest. Just then, a loud noise was heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cunMICmz1nQ
Deathwing soared over his head. I guess he was going back to his old apartment to get something, idk.

Wrym, goku style, flies up to him and challenges him to a duel. After hours of epic combat, the crimson chin. They stood evenly matched. But then deathwing said some shenanigans that fits the lore, and EVERY WHELP IN THE WORLD CAME TO ATTACK. Out numbered, he was worried. So he alt tabbed quickly and watched a swifty video for a 1 shot macro with dragons roar. But how was he going to get that? It was only patch 4.03.So he laid his eyes on deathwing and the army of whelps behind him. he noticed something tiny beneath deathwings tail. A tic tac sized Marmot He took his booterang and chucked it there. Right in the kisser. Deathwing roared "NOOOOOOO. NOW YOU KNOW WHY I SHATTERED THE WORLD. COMPENSATION </3 " with that roar his head fell off. and kept roaring. He picked up his head and jumped up and down a couple times. and that killed all the whelps in the world

And he was a legend for it. But then, the ghost of christmas past haunted him. The ghost was actually a Lich . He had a Dirge as his main hand weapon, but he attacked people with a poisonous bite because he was a hipster ghost lich. So when he bit wrymwarrior, he was worried. but after 5 days of agonizing pain, the lich died. yup, Wrymwarrior was like chuck norris, but not as overused and cooler.

The dirge was useless. who wants an item level 105 weapon? He tried so hard to sell it. WTS [Dirge]tastic [Dirge]! best [Dirge] in all the land. If you buy enough, you can make a [Dirge]mobile! he spammed for days, but no luck.

And he killed ragnaros with holy water. the end.
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WotLK ending cinematic: Arthas:Farther.....is this over?....
Farther:no my son....the raid resets next week..
#29MegaSlushPosted 12/4/2012 2:01:38 AM
Will you do another?
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#30metroidfreakv4(Topic Creator)Posted 12/4/2012 2:28:18 AM
MegaSlush posted...
Will you do another?


yes, tomorrow. way too unsober at the momenttt
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WotLK ending cinematic: Arthas:Farther.....is this over?....
Farther:no my son....the raid resets next week..