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Rate The Parody Song

#1AssultTankPosted 3/5/2013 9:17:22 PM
It's supposed to convey the general sentiment on the Blizz Forums, but I'm not sure I got it right. It's probably terrible, but I was bored since half my raid group didn't show up today. -.-

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that mage class used to make me smile
And, I knew if I had my chance that I could make those bosses drop, and...
Maybe we'd be happy for a while
But, February made me shiver with every patch note I'd uncover
Bad news on the doorstep - I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside the day the mage class died

So, bye bye Mister Mage Guy
Drove my Rocket to the raid, but my DPS was dry
Them good ol' magi were drinking hemlock and dye, singing...
This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Did you write the Book of Love and do you have faith in Blizz, above?
If the Blue Post tells you so
Now, do you believe in Locks and Rogues? Can DPS save your raiding soul? And...
Can you teach me how to kite real slow?
Well, I know that you're in love with him, 'cause I saw you pvpin in the gym
You both kicked off your roots - man, I dig that killin' of noobs
I was a lonely, teenage dpsin' mage with a pink fireball and a phoenix mount, but...
I knew I was out of luck the day the mage class died

I started singing, bye bye Mister Mage Guy
Drove my Rocket to the raid, but my DPS was dry
Them good ol' magi were drinking hemlock and dye, singing...
This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Now, for three months we've been on our own and nerfs come down like a Rolling Stone, but...
That's not how it used to be
When the multiboxer queued for the random BG in a coat he borrowed from the other team
On a class that owned in IoC and EoE
Oh, and while the multiboxer was looking down the Blizz GM stole his BG crown
The forums began to burn - no blizz posters returned
And, while Baishock read a book on GC the dragons practiced destroying the park, and...
We sang dirges in the dark the day the mage class died

We were singing, bye bye Mister Mage Guy
Drove my Rocket to the raid, but my DPS was dry
Them good ol' magi were drinking hemlock and dye, singing...
This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Healter Skealter in the summer swelter - the Monks flew off with a fallout shelter
Eight Shamans High and falling fast
They landed dead on the grass
The Warlocks tried for a forward pass with the Multiboxer on the sidelines in a cast
Now, the halftime air was sweet perfume while the Warriors shouted a marching tune
We all got up to /dance, oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the Warlocks tried to take the field - the Warriors refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed the day the mage class died?

We started singing, bye bye Mister Mage Guy
Drove my Rocket to the raid, but my DPS was dry
Them good ol' magi were drinking hemlock and dye, singing...
This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

And, there we were, all in one place - a generation Lost in Space
With no time left to start again
So, come on, Rogue be nimble, Rogue be quick - The Rouge Flash sat on a Candlestick, 'cause...
Nerfing is the GM's only friend
And, as I watched him on the stage my hands were clenched in fists of rage
No Hunter born in Hell could break that GM's spell.
And, as the flames climbed high into the night to light the sacrificial rite, I saw...
Ghostcrawler laughing with delight the day the mage class died

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#2AssultTank(Topic Creator)Posted 3/5/2013 9:17:34 PM
He was singing, bye bye Mister Mage Guy
Drove my Rocket to the raid, but my DPS was dry
Them good ol' magi were drinking hemlock and dye, singing...
This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

I met a Druid who sang the Blues, and I asked her for some happy news
She just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred forums where I'd seen the buffing years before, but...
The Mage there said the buffing wouldn't come
And, in the streets the Disc Priests screamed, the Death Knights cried, and the Shaman dreamed, but...
Not a word was spoken - the buff buttons all were broken
And, the three mages I admire most: the Frost Mage, Arcane, and the Pyromancer, they...
Caught the last train for the coast the day the mage class died

And, they were singing, bye bye Mister Mage Guy
Drove my Rocket to the raid, but my DPS was dry
Them good ol' magi were drinking hemlock and dye, singing...
This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

They were singing, bye bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levbye bye Mister Mage Guy
Drove my Rocket to the raid, but my DPS was dry
Them good ol' magi were drinking hemlock and dye, singing...
This'll be the day that I die
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#3metroidfreakv4Posted 3/6/2013 12:21:31 PM
You were a few counts off at times but not looking past that not bad, a solid 7/10
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