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They were telling Rogue jokes in trade today.

#1RockeignPosted 4/23/2013 9:48:33 PM
"A Rogue walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey man, why do you hav-- <YOU CAN'T DO THAT WHILE STUNNED. YOU HAVE DIED.>

I laughed entirely too hard at that. xd
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#2GForceDragonPosted 4/23/2013 9:50:55 PM
Rogue humor.
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#3Right_Chus_1Posted 4/24/2013 5:42:45 AM
Why did the rogue want to be an arborest when he grew up?

Because from a young age he was really into sap!

ROFLMMFAO!!!
#4SA_X_Mk_IIPosted 4/24/2013 6:48:18 AM
From: Rockeign | Posted: 4/24/2013 12:48:33 AM | #001
A Rogue walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. The bartender says, "OMG A FLOATING DUCK!!!"


Fix'd.
You're welcome.
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#5Tiger93Posted 4/24/2013 7:59:32 AM
Right_Chus_1 posted...
Why did the rogue want to be an arborest when he grew up?

Because from a young age he was really into sap!

ROFLMMFAO!!!


You mean an arborist?
#64sakuraHa0Posted 4/24/2013 11:20:02 AM
A rogues walks into the bar.
The bartender asks "What kind of drinks you like today, Sir? Beer or a shot?"
Rogue: "I am kind of broke. Give me a Cheap Shot."

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OK, I'll let myself out.
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#7ElaeusPosted 4/24/2013 11:30:31 AM
Tauren rogues are the best rogues in Azeroth. Seriously, have you ever seen one? Yeah thought so.
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#8cabbit82Posted 4/25/2013 12:31:57 AM
A Druid walks up to a Rogue and says "Did you hear Blacksmiths can craft keys now?" Rogue says "What's a key?"
#9femmefatale7Posted 4/25/2013 12:53:04 AM
4sakuraHa0 posted...
A rogues walks into the bar.
The bartender asks "What kind of drinks you like today, Sir? Beer or a shot?"
Rogue: "I am kind of broke. Give me a Cheap Shot."

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OK, I'll let myself out.


I chuckled. :O
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#10Furry_FiscoPosted 4/25/2013 1:07:40 AM
Some female rogues are beautiful. However all of them are stunning.

What do rogues and Mantid have in common? They both love sap.

You know you fought a rogue when you have lower back pain and your piss is red.