Aggressors of Dark Kombat

I'm not referring to the language of my species; our language is exactly like English. I'm talking about how to translate certain things I say into English. Let us begin.

Bleck = Heck
Black Shadow = His initials...
Bob = My alternative to taking the Lord's name in vain
Blaaaaaah/Blarg = I'm feeling a negative emotion. You can probably tell what emotion by the context of the sentence.
Wat do? = Sometimes it means what it usually means, but it can also mean "You're being an idiot and freaking out over nothing". Common sense should tell you which meaning I mean.
I'm too lazy = I have a reason not to do it, but I'm too lazy to tell you.
Dave = Superhero I made up long ago. Can also refer to Davidk92, or anyone else named Dave.
Zack = Dave's antagonist.
Grammatical error = I'm either making fun of someone or this post will be edited soon.

Hope this helps! Tell me if there's anything I missed!
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"What fun is it being "cool" if you don't get to wear a sombrero?"-Hobbes, from C&H
http://i.imgur.com/QiEb7.jpg

Talking like Dolan = Making a Dolan related joke.
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"What fun is it being "cool" if you don't get to wear a sombrero?"-Hobbes, from C&H
http://i.imgur.com/QiEb7.jpg

Laytonman posted...

How to speak Laytonman:

BEANS!z = the best vegetable (or whatever) ever

WHAT THE BEANS!z = What the heck

BEANS!z = YESZ!

BEANS!z? = What?

[This message has been deleted at the request of a moderator or adiministrator] = Either BEANS!z or a sexist joke...

That'll help a lot in the future, thanks.
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"What fun is it being "cool" if you don't get to wear a sombrero?"-Hobbes, from C&H
http://i.imgur.com/QiEb7.jpg

So do I, I just say it in a weird way.
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"What fun is it being "cool" if you don't get to wear a sombrero?"-Hobbes, from C&H
http://i.imgur.com/QiEb7.jpg

Bump.
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"What fun is it being "cool" if you don't get to wear a sombrero?"-Hobbes, from C&H
http://i.imgur.com/QiEb7.jpg