How to speak Irken

#1l33t_iRk3n_Rm33Posted 7/28/2012 1:54:22 PM(edited)
I'm not referring to the language of my species; our language is exactly like English. I'm talking about how to translate certain things I say into English. Let us begin.

Bleck = Heck
Black Shadow = His initials...
Bob = My alternative to taking the Lord's name in vain
Blaaaaaah/Blarg = I'm feeling a negative emotion. You can probably tell what emotion by the context of the sentence.
Wat do? = Sometimes it means what it usually means, but it can also mean "You're being an idiot and freaking out over nothing". Common sense should tell you which meaning I mean.
I'm too lazy = I have a reason not to do it, but I'm too lazy to tell you.
Dave = Superhero I made up long ago. Can also refer to Davidk92, or anyone else named Dave.
Zack = Dave's antagonist.
Grammatical error = I'm either making fun of someone or this post will be edited soon.

Hope this helps! Tell me if there's anything I missed!
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"What fun is it being "cool" if you don't get to wear a sombrero?"-Hobbes, from C&H
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#2LaytonmanPosted 7/28/2012 1:38:00 PM
dln dck pls
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"Um... oh, it's Laytonman. Never mind. I was about to logic there for a second."-SpunkySix
#3l33t_iRk3n_Rm33(Topic Creator)Posted 7/28/2012 1:40:13 PM
Talking like Dolan = Making a Dolan related joke.
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"What fun is it being "cool" if you don't get to wear a sombrero?"-Hobbes, from C&H
http://i.imgur.com/QiEb7.jpg
#4LaytonmanPosted 7/28/2012 1:50:31 PM
How to speak Laytonman:

BEANS!z = the best vegetable (or whatever) ever

WHAT THE BEANS!z = What the heck

BEANS!z = YESZ!

BEANS!z? = What?

[This message has been deleted at the request of a moderator or adiministrator] = Either BEANS!z or a sexist joke...
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"Um... oh, it's Laytonman. Never mind. I was about to logic there for a second."-SpunkySix
#5l33t_iRk3n_Rm33(Topic Creator)Posted 7/28/2012 3:44:04 PM
Laytonman posted...
How to speak Laytonman:

BEANS!z = the best vegetable (or whatever) ever

WHAT THE BEANS!z = What the heck

BEANS!z = YESZ!

BEANS!z? = What?

[This message has been deleted at the request of a moderator or adiministrator] = Either BEANS!z or a sexist joke...


That'll help a lot in the future, thanks.
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"What fun is it being "cool" if you don't get to wear a sombrero?"-Hobbes, from C&H
http://i.imgur.com/QiEb7.jpg
#6Luigi4PresidentPosted 7/28/2012 8:39:01 PM
I say what I mean and I mean what I say (~Horton Hears a Who)
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#7l33t_iRk3n_Rm33(Topic Creator)Posted 7/29/2012 9:49:10 AM
So do I, I just say it in a weird way.
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"What fun is it being "cool" if you don't get to wear a sombrero?"-Hobbes, from C&H
http://i.imgur.com/QiEb7.jpg
#8Lord_IchmaelPosted 7/29/2012 11:20:53 AM
OMB!

q (My go-to letter when I get the all-caps message)
#9l33t_iRk3n_Rm33(Topic Creator)Posted 8/7/2012 5:35:24 AM
Bump.
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"What fun is it being "cool" if you don't get to wear a sombrero?"-Hobbes, from C&H
http://i.imgur.com/QiEb7.jpg
#10l33t_iRk3n_Rm33(Topic Creator)Posted 8/13/2012 6:49:04 AM
Up! = Bump
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"What fun is it being "cool" if you don't get to wear a sombrero?"-Hobbes, from C&H
http://i.imgur.com/QiEb7.jpg