Aggressors of Dark Kombat

What now?
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You became the boss. You are great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jA7nRwQp_E

Cookie.
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Zapdos is soooo cute!<3
http://i.imgur.com/QiEb7.jpg

Cookies are nice especially chocolate chip.
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Midnight Knights Co-Leader
Gotta Stay Upbeat Upbeat Upbeat! Or You'll Be Dead Meat Dead Meat Dead Meat! FC 2878-9612-1964 (1)

Oh my god, so I go into Wal-Mart to get cookies, right? And a grab a bag of Chips Ahoy! crunchy chocolate chip cookies right? And I buy them and leave the store, RIGHT? And when I get home, I bust the bag open and eat one, and it TASTES STALE as crap! Then, I notice on the bag, in a small GREEN banner(Chips Ahoy! crunchy bags are blue) it says LOW FAT. Wow, thanks a lot Wal-Mart, GOOD JOB DIFFERENTIATING BETWEEN NASTY AS CRAP LOW FAT AND DELICIOUS REGULAR.
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Ask me about my Haiku.
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/29607197.jpg

Oh you poor thing
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Midnight Knights Co-Leader
Gotta Stay Upbeat Upbeat Upbeat! Or You'll Be Dead Meat Dead Meat Dead Meat! FC 2878-9612-1964 (1)

Gasp! Oh... oh. I'm sorry. I... my nerves. I just want to get out of here. Three people have been murdered! I'm so very frightened!

I'm glad someone appreciates my suffering.
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Ask me about my Haiku.
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/29607197.jpg

Do you check the bags now?
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Midnight Knights Co-Leader
Gotta Stay Upbeat Upbeat Upbeat! Or You'll Be Dead Meat Dead Meat Dead Meat! FC 2878-9612-1964 (1)

Well, since this board looks about dead I'll reveal what the hell all of my posts in this topic have been: quotes from the Whodunit? quest in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion where you have to murder 5 people locked in a house without getting caught by any of them. Fun stuff.