Song spoofs for GameFAQs users

#1l33t_iRk3n_Rm33Posted 8/27/2012 7:01:55 PM(edited)
Plz don't use this to insult people.

Me

The topic begins
With who's gonna win
Knowing the flame wars that lie within

Aboard my Wii
A genius, you see
And wanting to unlock the great Ashley in Smash!

I'm the Irken!
That's what I am,
I am the Irken!
I've got the master plan,
I am the Irken!
That's what I am,
I'm the Irken!
I've got the master plan!

I'm plotting my schemes
Wherever I post
They're perfect in every way
I love to destroy
The haters* you know!
They're an obstacle that always gets in my way!

I must play this by the ToU
I will conquer the board Smash Bros. U
All my Rm33
Is trained for destruction!
I will build my empire!
I will succeed!
And you will see
With my Rm33, there is no retreat!

(instrumental)

I'm the Irken!
That's what I am,
I am the Irken!
I've got the master plan,
I'm the Irken
That's what I am,
I'm the Irken!
I've got the master plan!

(guitar solo)

I am the NME!
I will succeed!
My mission, yeah, I must complete!
My name is Irken, don't forget my name!
If you ask me again, I'll tell you the same!

I'm the Irken!
That's what I am
I'm the Irken!
I've got the master plan,
I'm the Irken!
That's what I am,
I'm the Irken!
I've got the master, master plan!

I am the Irken!

Do do do do do do...

(*I couldn't think of anything)
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#2eellliiootttPosted 8/27/2012 9:20:15 PM
I tried to write one for hugebowserfan but I could only finish the first verse.
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#3eellliiootttPosted 8/27/2012 9:50:23 PM
Me (although it's more about Masked Man than me):

I want Masked Man, in this game
It'll probably never happen
You never, know it's not for sure
Maybe he'll get in?
And though his chance is rare
It is still true!

Chorus:
I'm just a girl, who wants him in this game
I don't know what his chance is (chance is), I don't know if he'll get in (get in)
(But all that I know now is)
I'm just a girl, who wants him in this game
I don't know what his chance is (chance is), I don't know if he'll get in (get in)

L4P's faith in Flint, brings me to tears
Even though he probably won't get in
And it pains me so much to say
That Masked Man won't get in this way
And though his chance is rare
It is still true!

(Chorus)

It's not that he won't get in
It's just that his chances are so low (low) because he's from Mother
A series that many say
Has enough reps already anyway
And though his chance is rare
It is still true
Hey, I'm just scared
That Flint may get in

(Chorus x3)


Probably the worst parody ever, but at least it follows the tune of the song. I'll write a better one for myself later, or maybe somebody else will. I shouldn't have done this at 6 AM with no sleep...
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#4Kirby321Posted 8/28/2012 11:19:04 AM
LOL! @ Irken's E.G.G.M.A.N. parody -- Absolutely genius! XD
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#5Lord_IchmaelPosted 8/28/2012 1:19:36 PM
I'm definitely not doing one of these. I have no talent for this sort of thing. I've only made one song throughout my time here, and it was just a Sonic song with different words here and there.
#6Luigi4PresidentPosted 8/28/2012 3:42:00 PM
"Surfin' Flint"

Flint Flint Flint, Flint is the word
Flint Flint Flint, Flint is the word
Don't you know about the Flint?
Everybody knows about the Flint!
Flint Flint Flint, Flint is the word
(repeat)


(In response to eliot's post^^^)
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#7eellliiootttPosted 8/28/2012 3:59:43 PM
Luigi4President posted...
"Surfin' Flint"

Flint Flint Flint, Flint is the word
Flint Flint Flint, Flint is the word
Don't you know about the Flint?
Everybody knows about the Flint!
Flint Flint Flint, Flint is the word
(repeat)


(In response to eliot's post^^^)


Try parodying the song I did, it's really hard. I had to just use what fit in.
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#8AwesomeAshleyPosted 8/29/2012 7:37:01 PM
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion...

>_>
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#9Kirby321Posted 8/29/2012 9:55:44 PM
AwesomeAshley posted...
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion...

>_>


Win XD
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#10l33t_iRk3n_Rm33(Topic Creator)Posted 8/31/2012 7:19:35 PM(edited)
I'm trying to come up with a City Escape spoof, but I can't think of anything...
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