The bashful bride and groom were delighted to be finally alone in their honey moon suite. Blushing,the bride asked her new husband, "Johnny, now that we're married, could you tell me what a penis is?" Pleased to discover his wife was a virgin, he took out his penis and showed it to her. "Oh," she said, "it's just like a dick, only smaller." --- http://i.imgur.com/shwkh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zBCZu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/bhRQ1.gif http://i.imgur.com/rJszL.jpg
To be fair, she said she might be busy with her brothers/sisters birthdays that day, so it's excusable. I asked her the day after if she wanted to reschedule and she said she'd message me on facebook/text if she was open. So far she hasn't said anything, but I'm not really going to pursue her, nor am I really sad about it.
learning experiences~~ --- i dream with pink fluffy huskies `'*500+ `'*http://lostfacts.net
That sucks bro. But it's her loss. I'm going down to the Space Coast for a week, prolly gonna go hunny hunting. Although, the friend I'm staying with considers me a casanova who'll get me and him loads of chicks. Hint: I just like to have fun and most of the time get shot down. I just move on and he see's the good parts. Lol --- http://i.imgur.com/shwkh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zBCZu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/bhRQ1.gif http://i.imgur.com/rJszL.jpg
On CE? Haha, they're true but it's usually my latest ex. You know the type, always up on Sunday morning to go to church, but crazy in the bedroom. On the other hand, stuff happens. College is crazy. Asher Roth was right. Lol I don't usually get with girls who I'm not dating. I have, but not something I do a lot. I like a level of commitment and to know I'm the only one right now with her. That's my insecurity talking though. :D --- http://i.imgur.com/shwkh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zBCZu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/bhRQ1.gif http://i.imgur.com/rJszL.jpg
tbh that girl was the only one I've actually wanted form a relationship with and not just ****, but maybe that's just infatuation talking. <_> --- i dream with pink fluffy huskies `'*500+ `'*http://lostfacts.net