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prince_leo
5 years ago#1
The bashful bride and groom were delighted to be finally alone in their honey moon suite. Blushing,the bride asked her new husband, "Johnny, now that we're married, could you tell me what a penis is?"
Pleased to discover his wife was a virgin, he took out his penis and showed it to her.
"Oh," she said, "it's just like a dick, only smaller."
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Land Of Gamecubes 5 years ago#2
She didn't show. <_<

To be fair, she said she might be busy with her brothers/sisters birthdays that day, so it's excusable. I asked her the day after if she wanted to reschedule and she said she'd message me on facebook/text if she was open. So far she hasn't said anything, but I'm not really going to pursue her, nor am I really sad about it.

learning experiences~~
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Land Of Gamecubes 5 years ago#4
lol, from your stories, you make it seem like you are one.
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Land Of Gamecubes 5 years ago#6
xd

Just offhand remarks I've read you type.
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Land Of Gamecubes 5 years ago#8
tbh that girl was the only one I've actually wanted form a relationship with and not just ****, but maybe that's just infatuation talking. <_>
i dream with pink fluffy huskies
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Land Of Gamecubes 5 years ago#10
Man, I don't have a drivers license and I'm 17, but I suppose it's not that bad. I do have a job though.
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