The bashful bride and groom were delighted to be finally alone in their honey moon suite. Blushing,the bride asked her new husband, "Johnny, now that we're married, could you tell me what a penis is?" Pleased to discover his wife was a virgin, he took out his penis and showed it to her. "Oh," she said, "it's just like a dick, only smaller."
To be fair, she said she might be busy with her brothers/sisters birthdays that day, so it's excusable. I asked her the day after if she wanted to reschedule and she said she'd message me on facebook/text if she was open. So far she hasn't said anything, but I'm not really going to pursue her, nor am I really sad about it.
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