Paper Mario: 1337 Year Window

#471Luigi4President(Topic Creator)Posted 5/5/2012 9:59:25 AM
Mario: Well where should the a WII be?
Sarcastic Guy: IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!
Mario: Where?!
Sarcastic Guy: Apparently sarcasam never gets old.
Psych Toad: Mario! I think we should chat with some of the locals to see if they know about it!
Mario: Okay.... Hey you!
Buzzy Beetroll: Me?
Mario: Yes you!
Buzzy Beetroll: I'm not you bro.
Mario: I know. I'm talking to you.
Buzzy Beetroll: Well I'm not you! I'm me!
Mario: ...
Buzzy Beetroll: U mad?
Sarcastic Guy: This guy is almost as sarcastic as me!
Buzzy Beetroll: But I'm me!
Sarcastic Guy: Okay me.
Buzzy Beetroll: All of you guys are stupid jerks you know! Get my name right!
Psych Toad: What is your name?
Buzzy Beetroll: Me!
Psych Toad: No, what's your name I asked you! I dob't know who "me" is!
Buzzy Beetroll: Me!
Yosef: Hey bro, do you even have a name? We can name you!
Buzzy Beetroll: MY NAME IS ME!
Mario: Just saying that you're yourself isn't helping!
Buzzy Beetroll: ARGH! I'm not even trolling you right now! But now we change that!
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#472Luigi4President(Topic Creator)Posted 5/5/2012 9:59:47 AM
BATTLE!

Mario HP 50/50 Sarcastic Guy HP 20/20 VS Me HP 90/90

Mario: Waaaaaait a minute! You're name is actually "Me"?
Buzzy Beetroll: Yes!
Mario: Ohhhhhhh that makes sense.
Me: Now prepapred to get trolled!
Mario uses Hammer! 4 damage!
Sarcastic Guy uses sarcasam! Me can't troll for a turn!
Me: Me hate Sarcactus Guy!
Sarcastic Guy: It's Sarcastic Guy.
Me: It's people like you who make me wanna troll and flame!
Me uses Shell Flame! Me sets his shell on fire and rushes Mario! 10 damage! Me is on fire!

Mario HP 40/50 Sarcastic Guy HP 20/20 VS Me HP 86/90 [Flaming]

Mario uses Hammer! 4 damage!
Sarcastic Guy uses Sarcasam! Me only got crazier!
Me: You're going dooooooooooooooooown!
Mario: Just a try!
Me takes 3 damage from the flames!
Me uses Flaming Shell! Me creates a fire flower from the shelled flames! The flower does 3 damage to Sarcastic Guy!
Mario: How is that possible?
Me: Trade secret.

Mario HP 40/50 Sarcastic Guy HP 17/20 VS Me HP 79/90 [Crazy Flaming]

Mario uses Hammer! 4 damage!
Sarcastic Guy takes off his mask! Me wet his pants because he was so freaked out!
Me uses Shellame! Me calls Sarcastic Guy lame then hits him with his shell! 4 damage!
Sarcastic Guy: Yeah, I'm sooooo lame.

Mario HP 40/50 Sarcastic Guy 13/20 VS Me HP 75/90 [Crazy, Flaming, and Wet Pants]

Mario uses the Whoever!

In the Goomba Family's House...

Goombario: Hey Goompa, what was on that video tape that Koopa Koot gave to you?
Goompa: Err... *dispears*
Goombario: :O I'm watching that video tape while he's gone!

Back to Mario...

Goompa: Where am I?
Mario: Help fight Me!
Goompa: Okay then!
Goompa uses Headbonk! 10 damage to Mario!
Mario: OW! Why did you hit me?
Goompa: You told me to!
Goompa leaves.

Goomba Family House...

Goompa: *returns*
Goombario: AHH! Goompa, there was some really freaky stuff on that tape!
Goompa: You're grounded for a week! You weren't supposed to watch that!
Goombario: *cries*

Back to Mario...

Mario HP 30/50 Sarcastic Guy HP 13/20 VS Me HP 75/90 [Crazy, Flaming, Wet Pants]

Mario uses Hammer! 4 damage!
Sarcastic Guy uses Sarcasam! Something happens!
Me's wet pants are getting burnt by the crazy flames! Me takes 70 damage in embarressment!
Mario: Winning.
Charlie Sheen's Lawyer: Oh no you didn't!
Me uses Shellshock! Me hits Charlie Sheen's Lawyer instead!
Me: Crap!
Charlie Sheen's Lawyer: Looks like I'm............. losing!
The lawyer leaves.

Mario HP 30/50 Sarcastic Guy HP 13/20 VS Me HP 1/90

Me: I can't win! I'll just try and defeat you in one last effort! *explodes*
Mario takes 29 damage!
Sarcastic Guy dodges the explosion! Yes, he somehow dodged an explosion.

END BATTLE! Mario wins 40 star points and 50 coins! Winning.
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#473OoT_ExpertPosted 5/5/2012 10:51:05 AM
Mario actually won normal star points and coins after winning a battle? What is this blasphemy?
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#474OmnucleusPosted 5/5/2012 11:02:54 AM(edited)
Mario: Ooookaaay... Now-a to search for the WII!
Random Troll: u hav a wii? giv it 2 me now or i wil pwn u!
Mario: I-a don't have a Wii.
Random Troll: u lie! DIE!

BATTLE!

Mario 30/50 Psych Toad 20/20 VS Random Troll #1337 20/20
Random Troll #1337: i r 1337!
Psych Toad: Have you heard of the 1337 Year Window?
Random Troll #1337: the wut?
Psych Toad: Never mind.
Mario uses Hammer! 6 damage!
Psych Toad uses Therapy!
Psych Toad: Why do you feel the urge to troll others? Did your parents not give you enough attention as a child?
Random Troll #1337: uh of cours they did!
Psych Toad: Come on, let it all out.
Random Troll #1337: ... BAAAAAH! my mom n dad neglected me 4 years n now i hav a hol in my hart.
Mario: Hart?
Random Troll #1337: dun make fun of me! i wil kil u!
Random Troll #1337 became Uber Troll #1337!

Soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV372oNkq0U

Mario 30/50 Psych Toad 20/20 VS Uber Troll #1337 200/200
Mario: Nice work.
Psych Toad: Sorry.
Mario uses How Did You Do That?! Mario healed 20 HP and got +1 Power for 1 turn!
Psych Toad uses Therapy!
Psych Toad: Could you please go back to normal?
Uber Troll #1337: no.
Psych Toad: Phooey.
Uber Troll #1337 uses Troll on Mario! Mario is annoyed!
Mario: Bah! Weakling!

Mario 50/50 (Power +1 [1]) Psych Toad 20/20 VS Uber Troll #1337 200/200
Mario uses Power Bounce! 3+2+(1*10) damage!
Psych Toad uses Therapy!
Psych Toad: I'm sorry you had a bad childhood.
Uber Troll #1337: u wil b!
Uber Troll #1337 uses Flame on Mario! Mario feels insulted!

Mario 50/50 Psych Toad 20/20 VS Uber Troll #1337 185/200
Mario uses Hammer! 6 damage!
Psych Toad uses Rush! 2 damage!
Uber Troll #1337: y didnt u ask me how i feel?! BAAAAAAH!
Uber Troll #1337 took 50 emotional damage!
Mario: Nice.

Mario 50/50 Psych Toad 20/20 Uber Troll #1337 137/200
Mario uses Power Bounce! 2+(1*9) damage!
Psych Toad uses Rush! 2 damage!
Uber Troll #1337: HELP ME MR THERAPIST!
Uber Troll #1337 took 80 emotional damage!
Psych Toad: Sorry.

Mario 50/50 Psych Toad 20/20 VS Uber Troll #1337 44/200
Mario: Let's-a just sit back.
Mario and Psych Toad do nothing.
Uber Troll #1337: I FEEL HOLLO INSID!
Uber Troll #1337 took 200 emotional damage! Uber Troll #1337 is defeated!
Mario wins and gets 200 Uber Points! They become 20 Star Points!
Mario: Bah.

Uber Troll #1337: NOOOO!

Uber Troll #1337 explodes.

Mario: Ooookaaay... Now to-a search for the WII finally.
Random Troll #200: did u say u hav a wii?

MarioCo.2 flees before they get attacked by a Troll again.
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#475OmnucleusPosted 5/5/2012 6:28:40 PM(edited)
This is kinda out of the blue but any further guesses as to Quotus's informant/the Shadow King's minion's identity I will only reply to in PMs, and will only confirm a correct guess for one person.
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#476Luigi4President(Topic Creator)Posted 5/6/2012 2:26:03 PM
I don't exactly know what everyone wants to do with Mario now. Does anybody have any plans for him?
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#477Lord_IchmaelPosted 5/8/2012 10:03:19 AM
I don't have plans beyond "The Man" for this WII sub-chapter and more concerning Dark Mario/Crude Lord Jr./Dictator Guy II for the actual chapter. Kirby's being notably sparce in posts considering his chapter's here or at least coming up.
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#478Luigi4President(Topic Creator)Posted 5/9/2012 6:04:07 PM
Sarcastic Guy: We need some motivation to find that WII!
Mario: I sure hope you're being sarcastic.
Sarcastic Guy: I might be...

I'm Sarcastic and I Know it

Sarcastic Guy:

I'm sarcastic and I know it
I'm sarcastic and I know it

When I talk people look by
And they're like "Look at that Guy"
So I keep on talking and they keep on looking
But they know I'm sarcastic like my friend Tom Nookin'

Ah, look at that Guy!
Ah, look at that Guy!
Ah, look at that Guy!

I went with this plumber named Mario
I act sarcastic but he doesn't know
So when I talk I have to say:
"You know I'm sarcastic everyday"

I'm sarcastic and I know it
I'm sarcastic and I know it

Now everyone can learn my cool sweet name
And they can know my sarcasam can't be tamed
So when they see me talk they wanna know:
"What is he doing with that loser Mario?"

Ah, look at that Guy!
Ah, look at that Guy!
Ah, look at that Guy!

So now I have to tell them back:
"I'm just helping this ragtag pack"
But they should know that I'm fantastic,
But also that I might have been sarcastic

I'm sarcastic and I know it
I'm sarcastic and I know it
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Mario: Loser? Who are you a calling loser?
Psych Toad: That's it Mario! Let your feelings out!
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#479Luigi4President(Topic Creator)Posted 5/10/2012 2:54:18 PM
So did anyone like the song? I know it's not an exact parody copy like I usually do, but I couldn't make that work.
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#480Lord_IchmaelPosted 5/10/2012 3:22:10 PM
I skip the songs; I don't like songs in general. So I can't give much feedback there. Also check your PMs L4P.
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