Need a place to sleep on this board? We got plenty of rooms if you want one. Ain't nobody staying here at the moment, except for Kelly the axe-murdering skeleton.
Our rooms are equipped with padlock-style security, and at a price of $20 a night. Draw your own conclusions. You can borrow my quill if you need to.
Yes, but I happen to be out of ink unfourtunetely.
No, dont't leave yet!
You can use my pencil if you'd like. It is designed specifically for first-class customers.
How sharp does it need to be? It's as sharp as I can make it.
Look at it.
A mighty sharp lead stick there.
I am now beginning to recall what I did to the ink. I fed it to my newborn imp baby. Sorry about that. But lead always works.