I mean, you're craving power, but instead of getting it the old fashioned way -- by taking over another country -- you gobble up a bunch of these pellet things like you were Pac-man.
Nevermind how many calories you're taking in, or that there might be side effects, or that one of them looks like an actual heart, it's just nom-nom-nom-nom-nom.
Speaking of the side effects, they advertise rapid hair and bust growth -- just look at their spokeswoman Isis. (Or better yet, Odin for that matter.) What they don't tell you is that people who are pregnant, or who may become pregnant should not take MAGI. MAGI can cause birth defects (see Magnate's idiot son), extra limbs (Ashura), and constant flatulence (Apollo).
Just remember, check with your physician first if you're healthy enough to start a regimen. And if your friends offer you MAGI, just say NO to magical doodads that come from inside goddesses you don't know.
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