Haikus of the Lance

#1carlmarksguyPosted 7/11/2011 6:58:35 PM
Naked gully dwarf:
my shins become a bull's-eye!
Sturm's sword is the key.

Blue potion, free scroll,
green beaker, magic flagon?
No thanks: Cure Light Wounds.

What is this I see?
A Stave of Magic Missiles?
Dropped! Web, web, web.

Goldmoon versus pit:
It was not a pretty sight.
Dragon will beat us.
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oMANuSETme/\ - "oh man, you set me up!"
http://lamecomics.com/setmeup/
#2DrSlinkyPosted 7/11/2011 10:27:32 PM
Sturm and his heroes
Fighting dragons and midgets
A heroic tale!
#3DrSlinkyPosted 7/11/2011 10:29:37 PM
Riverwind, Goldmoon
Driven from the wide open plains
Start this AWESOME quest
#4carlmarksguy(Topic Creator)Posted 7/12/2011 3:29:25 AM
Disks of Mishakal?
I thought they were dinner plates!
(Just scrape off those peas).

Tasslehoff ("The Hoff")?
Not a hobbit or halfling.
Just kender useless.

Look, it is Raistlin!
(Not a dogfood company:
a master of spells!)

Goldmoon is injured;
Riverwind into the fray!
Just lost two PCs.

What a Flint-y dwarf!
How can Forty-Two hit points
stroll below missiles?

Shields on the wall:
Surely they will protect us!
It's a leap of faith.

Draconian breathes
a steady stream of burning.
Go to Menu, "Load."

Hatchling Black Dragon:
He's little and full of puke,
and wastes all your spells!
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oMANuSETme/\ - "oh man, you set me up!"
http://lamecomics.com/setmeup/
#5carlmarksguy(Topic Creator)Posted 7/12/2011 10:47:14 AM
Web spell stops all things...
except spider: Irony!
Now run for your lives.

There are two doors there:
one leads up, the other down.
Yet both put me here!

Troll is very tall.
Experience points are useless.
The party shall run.
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oMANuSETme/\ - "oh man, you set me up!"
http://lamecomics.com/setmeup/
#6DrSlinkyPosted 7/12/2011 11:27:26 AM
Dragon hides below
Fearing the magical discs
Inside the Ruins
#7carlmarksguy(Topic Creator)Posted 7/12/2011 12:52:23 PM
Bright blue potion, yum!
Oh. Plus two hit points, you say?
A worthless item.
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oMANuSETme/\ - "oh man, you set me up!"
http://lamecomics.com/setmeup/
#8DrSlinkyPosted 7/12/2011 8:53:41 PM
Bottle of MJ
I would battle a dragon
For a single sip
#9DrSlinkyPosted 7/12/2011 8:54:57 PM
Nude midgets ahoy!
You should really wear some clothes
You can shop Old Navy
#10HylianFoxPosted 7/12/2011 11:43:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Fzqhh.jpg
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