vile midgets

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4 years ago#1
thou shall be battlemace'd
You are about to die. Scream if you must. I will enjoy gutting you.
4 years ago#2
Gully dwarfs are only good at two things:

1) being vile
B) kicking shins
4 years ago#3
3c) Getting Battlemace'd
Ask me about my Haiku.
4 years ago#4
IV) Re-spawning when you walk too far away

Five) growing course, greasy on their chins and back of their heads...yet keeping their dome as bald as a Hoopak projectile!
4 years ago#5
VI) running around near a caldron, then shin-kicking you
4 years ago#6
VII) getting topics to 6 posts, so they don't archive so fast.
I... Drink... Your... Parfait! I drink it all up!
4 years ago#7
8) decorating the giant, inexplicable cauldron hanging over the bottomless abyss with some sprigs of holly and magic-missiletoe, so it will create a festive atmosphere!
4 years ago#8
SAVING THROW! *Rolls a 1* Well ^^^^
Do the impossible! See the invisible! ROH ROH FIGHT THE POWER!

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