vile midgets

#1Psycho_PoodlePosted 10/4/2012 9:59:09 PM
thou shall be battlemace'd
You are about to die. Scream if you must. I will enjoy gutting you.
#2carlmarksguyPosted 10/25/2012 8:41:02 PM
Gully dwarfs are only good at two things:

1) being vile
B) kicking shins
#3TravelDemonPosted 11/13/2012 3:20:27 PM
3c) Getting Battlemace'd
Ask me about my Haiku.
#4carlmarksguyPosted 11/13/2012 8:15:42 PM
IV) Re-spawning when you walk too far away

Five) growing course, greasy on their chins and back of their heads...yet keeping their dome as bald as a Hoopak projectile!
#5carlmarksguyPosted 11/21/2012 8:54:23 AM
VI) running around near a caldron, then shin-kicking you
#6TravelDemonPosted 12/4/2012 6:53:00 PM
VII) getting topics to 6 posts, so they don't archive so fast.
I... Drink... Your... Parfait! I drink it all up!
#7carlmarksguyPosted 12/23/2012 7:54:22 AM
8) decorating the giant, inexplicable cauldron hanging over the bottomless abyss with some sprigs of holly and magic-missiletoe, so it will create a festive atmosphere!
#8puggerisusePosted 12/25/2012 1:48:43 AM
SAVING THROW! *Rolls a 1* Well ^^^^
Do the impossible! See the invisible! ROH ROH FIGHT THE POWER!